Dealing with IT nikkas always thinking you fukking stupid

krexzen

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As an IT person myself, one thing my boss always tells me: assume the user is lying. You will not believe how many times i have gone to help a user after they stated they restarted the system...only to have a restart cure their problem :stopitslime:


That might be...but most people dont have the sense to put the shyt together or apply it into their situation. Some problems require much research and a bit of ingenuity..

How about when the user tells you that they are having a problem with Outlook and after a half hour and a few more questions you realize that they really don't know anything about the programs they use. The problem was really with Excel. The user has been using both Excel and Outlook for the past 7 years, but is incapable of knowing which is which. I never forgave myself for relaxing my guard on that day.

The worst is sending a text followed by telling a client the password over the phone and then driving an hour and a half to enter in the very same password. Only to get a sheepish grin and the words "my bad".
 

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Trust me fam I know, I deal with it every time I log on here.
 

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IT nikkas tho...we trying to help you help us by explaining the simple shyt we already did already and followed your directions but the shyt dont work. You IT nikkas automatically think we stupid and we imagining things. Im here telling this nikka the application locked me out and it said "user ID locked please contact the system adminstrator"...this motherfukker ask me to log back in...NEEGUH... didnt I just say my user ID is locked and it said to contact system admin:stopitslime:
 

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IT nikkas tho...we trying to help you help us by explaining the simple shyt we already did already and followed your directions but the shyt dont work. You IT nikkas automatically think we stupid and we imagining things. Im here telling this nikka the application locked me out and it said "user ID locked please contact the system adminstrator"...this motherfukker ask me to log back in...NEEGUH... didnt I just say my user ID is locked and it said to contact system admin:stopitslime:

Some people are that dumb.

The shyt i used to hate hearing was "How come it worked for you and not for me?" :upsetfavre:
 

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I'll just leave this here..if you're not using this you're not using a real OS.

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and yes I'm totally





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