Deer jumped into oncoming car, gets turned into a smoothie
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Doobie Doo
Veteran
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General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
The Deers head in the backseat looking at the camera like 
After seeing those pics ima just get a crashbar/brush guard
Saw that happen to a human once
you work for EMS?
Dameon Farrow
Superstar
if it happens at night all they understand is that there is suddenly light so they can see. During the day I don't know what they think about. It's like mentally they don't understand the concept of a moving vehicle so they just say fukk it....I always want to know what the hell do deer be thinking running in front of cars and shyt. It’s like they have zero patience. They could easily wait until one car passes then safely walk to the other side of the road but they make shyt difficult and try to fly right passed you and end up flying into a windshield
Dude lucky the other car liquified that carcass before it came thru the windshield of his car...if it would’ve come thru fully intact, dude coulda been killed
Carolina Slim
Superstar
I hit a deer back on November 5 on the expressway. Totaled my car. Niigga had crossed the opposite three lanes, the opposite shoulder, the middle rail, the other shoulder and got to me in the far right lane. Got him with my left front and ran him over. Busted up everything under the hood. Wound up doing some research on my phone while I was stuck on the side of the road waiting for the tow truck to come; found out that November to December is like prime mating time for deer, so they a lot more active. I'm a lot more cautious now, especially around heavily wooded areas at night like by where I live. It also doesn't help that they stay chopping down trees and stuff to make room for more houses and developments. It could've been a lot worse looking back. My old head told me about having to watch out cause someone he knew back in South Carolina hit a deer and it came through the windshield, and it was kicking. He said those hooves are razor sharp and can do a lot of damage. The more I learn about deer the more I hate them lol
Ricky Fontaine
Superstar
Now I want spaghetti
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Dog Based Gremlin
Veteran
Turned into ground meat and jerky
Deer looking like “I fukked up this time huh“
That deer face look like he regret doing that shyt...I can see a semblance of
The Deers head in the backseat looking at the camera like
I hit a baby deer back during college. It really ran into me...by the time I saw it, the dumbass fawn was running full speed towards my fender and broke its neck. There wasn’t anything I could do
definitely wasn’t gonna swerve and get into a single car accident.
me and my friends were on our way to go blaze when it happened. Once we finally sparked up, one of my boys reenacted the whole thing from the perspective of the deer...I never laugh so hard
definitely wasn’t gonna swerve and get into a single car accident. me and my friends were on our way to go blaze when it happened. Once we finally sparked up, one of my boys reenacted the whole thing from the perspective of the deer...I never laugh so hard
Elle Seven
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I hit a baby deer back during college. It really ran into me...by the time I saw it, the dumbass fawn was running full speed towards my fender and broke its neck. There wasn’t anything I could do
me and my friends were on our way to go blaze when it happened. Once we finally sparked up, one of my boys reenacted the whole thing from the perspective of the deer...I never laugh so hard
