Deer jumped into oncoming car, gets turned into a smoothie

[Crayola Coyote]

Remind of a crazy store where a person was driving hit a bear and the fukker survived and killed the driver by mauling him.

sorry for run on but you get the picture

yooooooooo! I saw one where a wolf head got stuck in the grill

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Deer are stupid as fukk anytime I see one i think ima catch Lyme disease if it get close

yo! There is a thread on here about that.

 

[old pig]

damn...title won’t exaggerating in the least

 

[EBK String]

I fukking hate deers. I hope more predators keep their population in check.

deer meet is delicious. We need to eat more of them.

 

[HTXBreh]

where yall live where yall have deer crossing the road? Delaware or something?

Ya'll in the country for real

You can hit deer in Houston. Hell most suburbs have a deer,wolf,racc00ns problem

 

[Wink Beaufield]

where yall live where yall have deer crossing the road? Delaware or something?

Ya'll in the country for real

I'm in DC and live near a big ass park. It's damn common to see a whole ass family of deer just chilling out on the park's basketball and tennis court late at night. Hell every once in awhile you'll have metro delays because a deer got pasted by a train.

And then there's shyt like this:

 

[Clayton Endicott]

How fukking fast were they going

fukk a claim, throw that entire car away

They need to go on ahead and crush that thing with the quickness. The inside of that car is gonna REEK.

 

[Morethan1]

I hit a baby deer back during college. It really ran into me...by the time I saw it, the dumbass fawn was running full speed towards my fender and broke its neck. There wasn’t anything I could do definitely wasn’t gonna swerve and get into a single car accident.

me and my friends were on our way to go blaze when it happened. Once we finally sparked up, one of my boys reenacted the whole thing from the perspective of the deer...I never laugh so hard

I hope he's still your friend

 

[Mr. Negative]

In our drivers ed class, they showed us what a person looked like just being hit at 40mph by a sedan so this scene makes total sense, if it got hit by a truck in a highway then also flew into them...that said, I would vomit to death having deer fur p, guts and bones splattered on me and all in my car

it smells horrific

 

[Real N Quotes]

A red truck = a dead buck

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

How fukking fast were they going

fukk a claim, throw that entire car away

They gotta total that shyt out

 

[Dontay Flaco]

HOW??
How fast was this mothafukka driving!?

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

where yall live where yall have deer crossing the road? Delaware or something?

Ya'll in the country for real

They are e everywhere in the DMV. They are so numerous you will see they during the day. In the nicer areas where there is more land they roll 10 deep.

 

[Geek Nasty]

In our drivers ed class, they showed us what a person looked like just being hit at 40mph by a sedan so this scene makes total sense, if it got hit by a truck in a highway then also flew into them...that said, I would vomit to death having deer fur p, guts and bones splattered on me and all in my car

They still do that scared straight shyt in drivers ed?

 

[Coolin']

Just burn the entire car