Denzel disses California pizza LOL

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I lived in California 10 years ago.

Moved into my new spot. Had no fridge. Somehow apartments don't come with refrigerators in California which is just fukking retarded to me.
Anyway, I had to order food.

Call up a local pizza spot.

"Yeah, let me get a small pie"
"....Um, we don't sell pies, we sell pizzas"
"(sigh)....Can I get a small PIZZA?"

...you fukking idiot.

Just off that I should have known it was going to be trash.
And it was.
I would've hung up on that dikkhead.
 

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Zachary's tho:

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Cali also has wack soul food and surprisingly meh Chinese food. Everything else is great especially the Mexican food. But not being able to get decent pizza is just so weird there. Pizza is like a parachute that is always there to save you when you don’t know what you want to eat. So not having it as an option when you’re there feels so crazy.
 

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I lived in California 10 years ago.

Moved into my new spot. Had no fridge. Somehow apartments don't come with refrigerators in California which is just fukking retarded to me.
Anyway, I had to order food.

Call up a local pizza spot.

"Yeah, let me get a small pie"
"....Um, we don't sell pies, we sell pizzas"
"(sigh)....Can I get a small PIZZA?"

...you fukking idiot.

Just off that I should have known it was going to be trash.
And it was.
I cant stand when people say "pie" instead of "pizza"

I woulda played dumb too
 
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