Describe The Average Coli Dudes Life

[Captain Crunch]

Wake up, do 3000 push-ups.... With two dimes on my back
Go to IT job in the Beamer
Works three hours a day and sti gets 6 figures
Plays ball w/ Bron every now and then

 

[Born2BKing]

*Gets munchies*

*Throws together quick snack*

 

[Illeye buckmatic]

Average coli favorite playlist
1-The Genesis
2- New York State of Mind
3-Life's A bytch
4-The World Is Yours
5-Halftime
6-Memory Lane
7-One Love
8-One Time 4 Your Mind
9-Represent
10-It Ain't Hard To Tell

Spoiler

 

[semtex]

Doesn't speak to women. Gets finest women :busta:

Attains IT certs with ease :busta:

Makes 400k a year tellin people to restart their computer :busta:

Has 9 inch dikk. :busta:

Only drink the finest breast milks

 

[razassin]

We worth too much money for all this negativity... 25M's...

 

[Ohms Law]

Waking up in the morning: Thinking about Sierra Mist
At work: Thinking about Sierra Mist
In class: Thinking about Sierra Mist
Going to bed: Thinking about Sierra Mist

Pretty wack imo

Narcissistic much ?

 

[hood b. goode]

"more caviar waiter" "ok sir"

"Brb gonna test out this bugatti, the firm is set on buying me an italian car"

"Another threesome? Okay, call up your hoes"

 

[Emperor Sol]

Typical coli poster:

 

[marcuz]

Spoiler

 

[keond]

*makes up his bed

*Gargles with mouthwash

Does the morning commute

*begrudgingly goes to his boring mundane 9-5 job

*caps off the evening with a quiet night cap

 

[PUT IN WORK]

IT LIFE

Weezy Fans

PAWG LIFE

 

[Blackking]

yo, fukkin dead.

 

[King Poetic]

hell i be honest

i wake up and my bed be fuked up

fix breakfast

at work

after work chilling since my girl usually at work herself

then go home

then i'm on coli

 

[Sierra Mist]

Narcissistic much ?

Only because I have multiple reasons to be.

 

[AquaCityBoy]

Weekdays:

*Goes to six-figure engineering job during the day*

*Gets off, moonlights as a doctor*

*Goes home, plays Xbox, watches anal porn, and rigorously studies the intricacies of the music business*

Weekends:

*Goes to second six-figure job in IT and spends break/lunch time studying to obtain 47 additional certs*

*Then goes to club on Saturday night and only fukks dimes*

*Spends Sundays with girlfriend who knows he cheats on her and whose p*ssy he refuses to eat.*

*Takes said girlfriend out to $75 dinner with excellent service but leaves no tip*