Describe The Average Coli Dudes Life

[beenz]

Weekdays:

*Goes to six-figure engineering job during the day*

*Gets off, moonlights as a doctor*

*Goes home, plays Xbox, watches anal porn, and rigorously studies the intricacies of the music business*

Weekends:

*Goes to second six-figure job in IT and spends break/lunch time studying to obtain 47 additional certs*

*Then goes to club on Saturday night and only fukks dimes*

*Spends Sundays with girlfriend who knows he cheats on her and whose p*ssy he refuses to eat.*

*Takes said girlfriend out to $75 dinner with excellent service but leaves no tip*

:deadbean:

 

[YouMadd?]

Ironic username.

That is the point... When your username is "YouMadd?" it takes the effectiveness out of it when someone tries to post "u mad?" in attempt to create the illusion that you are in fact upset

 

[electric_fur]

That is the point... When your username is "YouMadd?" it takes the effectiveness out of it when someone tries to post "u mad?" in attempt to create the illusion that you are in fact upset

I can tell which people in this thread have been hurt way too many times in high school to have a sense of humor.

 

[YouMadd?]

I can tell which people in this thread have been hurt way too many times in high school to have a sense of humor.

lol What are you even talking about?

I make one comment about overused jokes and it turns into this

 

[Born2BKing]

*On the way to the mall to go pawg shopping*

 

[Data-Hawk]

•loves these threads•

 

[Rawtid]

lol What are you even talking about?

I make one comment about overused jokes and it turns into this

(Sorry I couldn't resist)

 

[Data-Hawk]

Coli poster ATM receipt

lol@ having that much money n only taking out $400

 

[MoneyTron]

6 certs
6 figures
6 Series
6 pack
6,000 posts on the Coli
6 PAWGs on deck at all times

 

[Rawtid]

6 certs
6 figures
6 Series
6 pack
60,000 posts on the Coli
6 PAWGs on deck at all times

Fixed.

 

[Vilified not verified]

Typical coli posters happily married parents will be celebrating their 30th anniversary soon.

 

[hood b. goode]

We out here making bank in IT...but you choose to hate.

Maybe you should learn a programming language and start eating...but I'm sure you won't.

A bunch of losers out here, probably raised by single mothers which means you cannot dream and dream big.

working on java right now

 

[beenz]

Typical coli posters happily married parents will be celebrating their 30th anniversary soon.

I actually live that that tho. no

 

[Rawtid]

working on java right now

I need to learn java and brush up on HTML. This developer at work said it would help with some Sharepoint Development stuff I've been asked to do. How hard is it to learn?

 

[hood b. goode]

I need to learn java and brush up on HTML. This developer at work said it would help with some Sharepoint Development stuff I've been asked to do. How hard is it to learn?

just started, i can tell it will take lots of practice