Anything more to add to the Wal-Mart portion of this story? I see it so vividly lol!
yes, but it is a little backstory first. i knew her from college and she has hated me since then for two reasons. one, bc i would not help her in algebra and i had the highest grade in there and then two, she used to have her husband at the time who would wheel her around town and he brought her up to me in the gym once when i was shootin hoops. she asked if she could shoot with me and i was like 'no.' there were like five other empty courts but i guess she was trying to make friends. use your head girl, you think i'm going to watch you repeatedly throw the ball up there and then your mormon-bearded husband wheels you after it when it inevitably misses?
But anyway, she got a new wheelchair and had gone up to walmart and just by accident saw a dog footbath and i guess tried to put that shyt under her skirt. it had been icing/snowing so the entrance was iced over. her battery didn't have enough power so it stopped half in half out the store. dude said she was screaming and hollering and shyt like she was possessed. the walmart employees were mad rude about gettin to her too. then he said the cops wheeled her out in handcuffs. no one ever saw her ass again.