Push her down the stairs every now and then to spice it up.
Bonus points for creeping up behind her and not letting her know it was you. That way you can rush to the bottom of the stairs and pretend you’re concerned.
When she’s in the hospital, only show up sometimes. Get side p*ssy with the other time and be sloppy about hiding it so she’s angry while recovering. It’ll add to your worth. The unpredictability is sure to keep her invested in the relationship.

Be in toxic relationships brehs.
*sarcasm
Bonus points for creeping up behind her and not letting her know it was you. That way you can rush to the bottom of the stairs and pretend you’re concerned.
When she’s in the hospital, only show up sometimes. Get side p*ssy with the other time and be sloppy about hiding it so she’s angry while recovering. It’ll add to your worth. The unpredictability is sure to keep her invested in the relationship.

Be in toxic relationships brehs.
*sarcasm