Dispatch (superhero open choices game) PS5 and PC

JoelB

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The game was solid. I think Blazer is better than Invisigal by almost all metrics.
Invisigal has the potential to be a villain and is basically an enemy from jump. She's also extremely immature
and would be hell to put up with in real life. She's one of those "crazy" girls that will mess up your life. And taking out Shroud is the
correct choice. That man is too dangerous to be left alone.

One thing that felt corny about this game was that it felt like an lnceI's wet dream. Robert is an average Joe at best.
He doesn't take care of himself, has a busted ear, is broke, has a small frame, and a giant head.
How do both Blazer and Invisigal both immediately fall for him?
Blazer was immediately touchy with his dishevelled self and Invisigal had a wet dream a couple of days after meeting him.:mjlol:
I will admit his personality is better than an lnceI's but man it felt like I was watching an lnceI self insert.
Before y'all say I'm hating, the final credits literally label Robert as an "everyman" aka average dude although he's slightly below
since the average guy takes care of themselves somewhat.:yeshrug:

nah Visi was an emo girl who explained why she was attracted to Robert. She saw the bruises on his body and said she likes that. Then she saw how Robert was looking at Blazer and wanted that attention. that happens in real life all the time. women want what other women have.

I cant speak too much on Blazer bc i wasnt that much of a fan...but im assuming when she got to know the man behind Mechaman was a regular dude trying his absolute best to save the world. He Went bankrupt and fukked up his body to become a hero, it makes sense why she would like him, especially once we meet her boyfriend Phenomaman...dude is literally superman, but is lame ass hell.

(and then we find out at the end that blazer wasn't born a superhero, but became one once she started wearing that gemstone or whatever.... it makes even more sense why blazer would like Robert)

dont be mad robert was baggin the hoes
 
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he said “has a busted ear” yea bro was hating like a mfer LMAOOO. Both women clearly did their research on breh they were charged up off the mythos. the other women treated him as expected.
 
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