Dispatch (superhero open choices game) PS5 and PC

[JoelB]

The game was solid. I think Blazer is better than Invisigal by almost all metrics.

Spoiler

Invisigal has the potential to be a villain and is basically an enemy from jump. She's also extremely immature
and would be hell to put up with in real life. She's one of those "crazy" girls that will mess up your life. And taking out Shroud is the
correct choice. That man is too dangerous to be left alone.

One thing that felt corny about this game was that it felt like an lnceI's wet dream. Robert is an average Joe at best.
He doesn't take care of himself, has a busted ear, is broke, has a small frame, and a giant head.
How do both Blazer and Invisigal both immediately fall for him?
Blazer was immediately touchy with his dishevelled self and Invisigal had a wet dream a couple of days after meeting him.
I will admit his personality is better than an lnceI's but man it felt like I was watching an lnceI self insert.
Before y'all say I'm hating, the final credits literally label Robert as an "everyman" aka average dude although he's slightly below
since the average guy takes care of themselves somewhat.

Spoiler

nah Visi was an emo girl who explained why she was attracted to Robert. She saw the bruises on his body and said she likes that. Then she saw how Robert was looking at Blazer and wanted that attention. that happens in real life all the time. women want what other women have.

I cant speak too much on Blazer bc i wasnt that much of a fan...but im assuming when she got to know the man behind Mechaman was a regular dude trying his absolute best to save the world. He Went bankrupt and fukked up his body to become a hero, it makes sense why she would like him, especially once we meet her boyfriend Phenomaman...dude is literally superman, but is lame ass hell.

(and then we find out at the end that blazer wasn't born a superhero, but became one once she started wearing that gemstone or whatever.... it makes even more sense why blazer would like Robert)

dont be mad robert was baggin the hoes

 

[rabbid]

he said “has a busted ear” yea bro was hating like a mfer LMAOOO. Both women clearly did their research on breh they were charged up off the mythos. the other women treated him as expected.

 

[Flexington]

Lmao episode 4’s first dispatch went pretty damn poorly for me

 

[Gizmo_Duck]

Game has better animation than invincible

 

[Gizmo_Duck]

nikkas hatin on cartoon characters

 

[Leasy]

This game so amazing i dont want it to end

 

[Anhur]

Spoiler

nah Visi was an emo girl who explained why she was attracted to Robert. She saw the bruises on his body and said she likes that. Then she saw how Robert was looking at Blazer and wanted that attention. that happens in real life all the time. women want what other women have.

I cant speak too much on Blazer bc i wasnt that much of a fan...but im assuming when she got to know the man behind Mechaman was a regular dude trying his absolute best to save the world. He Went bankrupt and fukked up his body to become a hero, it makes sense why she would like him, especially once we meet her boyfriend Phenomaman...dude is literally superman, but is lame ass hell.

(and then we find out at the end that blazer wasn't born a superhero, but became one once she started wearing that gemstone or whatever.... it makes even more sense why blazer would like Robert)

dont be mad robert was baggin the hoes

Everymans get p*ssy too

I feel like your projecting

he said “has a busted ear” yea bro was hating like a mfer LMAOOO. Both women clearly did their research on breh they were charged up off the mythos. the other women treated him as expected.

nikkas hatin on cartoon characters

If it's too long, just read the third paragraph.

You brehs misinterpreted my position. I wasn't hating on the character but the "agenda" behind the character and game.
I'm sure you guys are going to say I'm thinking too deeply about it but I'll explain.
Ever since the bubba's girl has been elected, most industries including the film and gaming industries have stopped implementing DEI.
Issa Rae came out talking about how black people are getting the cold shoulder, Disney wants to get back their "male" (lnceI) audience,
and how massive game companies like Ubisoft caved to online pressure from lnceIs with regards to Shadows and the scrapped Black Assassin game
from the civil war era. Basically, everything is shifting right and catering to those lnceIs.

I already explained how Robert the exact type of character lnceIs love (a below average man that can bag a Stacy- lnceI lingo for beautiful blonde).
But let's look at all the others. All the non-white males in the game are sexless and have no women
while all the white males do except waterboy and Phenomaman (which will be explained later).
Punch-up , the little person, is in a relationship with Coupe. Sonar and Malevola look like a couple despite his bat head.
(I know some people say they're friends but that's only in the comics. Most people aren't reading that stuff so to most people they are together).
I also don't believe that she is a Lesbian because of the way she was calling Robert cute and trying to grab his tools.
Waterboy is the only outlier when it comes to the white boys. Now we look at the non-whites.

They made the only black male, Chase, the equivalent of a eunuch and the only black woman, Prism, is stereotypically sassy .
Royd, Galen (Indian), Flambe, and Golem all have no women. Despite all of that, the most damning proof I have of that "agenda" is actually
about Chad (Flambe's real name) and Phenomaman. Both of those guys are what lnceIs call Chad (lnceI lingo- fit, handsome, confident, get all the ladies). What you guys need to understand is the lnceIs HATE "Chads" and "Tyrones" and love it when they get humiliated.
Notice how the Chad Phenomaman lost his girl to the below average Robert and was miserable throughout the game. That is an lnceI fantasy.
Phenomaman was also made a eunuch similar to "Tyrone" Chase.
The other "Chad" was Flambe and he was clown for most of the game. It was Robert who put him in his place by either breaking his tooth or
burning his brows. The craziest part is that Flambe is also gay. So one chad is a eunuch, the other is gay, and tyrone is too old. I'm sure you'll say that this is all circumstantial, but that's just too many coincidences for me.

The game was still good, the story was enjoyable, and the animation was impressive. I'm not hating, just noticing that this is the direction the gaming industry is heading.

 

[Insensitive]

This game is fantastic, I haven't finished it yet and I love it so far.
Also, it's pretty clear that Robert's character is coasting off of his Father and Grandfather's legacy.
You can see that his title/name carried WEIGHT mid-story (I won't spoil anything).
It's like saying you're related to Buffett/Gates/Musk or something like that, you instantly
get some social points for that.

 

[Gizmo_Duck]

I gotta retry episode 8 for obvious reasons

 

[Diondon]

yall convinced me to try it

 

[Zero]

If it's too long, just read the third paragraph.

You brehs misinterpreted my position. I wasn't hating on the character but the "agenda" behind the character and game.
I'm sure you guys are going to say I'm thinking too deeply about it but I'll explain.
Ever since the bubba's girl has been elected, most industries including the film and gaming industries have stopped implementing DEI.
Issa Rae came out talking about how black people are getting the cold shoulder, Disney wants to get back their "male" (lnceI) audience,
and how massive game companies like Ubisoft caved to online pressure from lnceIs with regards to Shadows and the scrapped Black Assassin game
from the civil war era. Basically, everything is shifting right and catering to those lnceIs.

I already explained how Robert the exact type of character lnceIs love (a below average man that can bag a Stacy- lnceI lingo for beautiful blonde).
But let's look at all the others. All the non-white males in the game are sexless and have no women
while all the white males do except waterboy and Phenomaman (which will be explained later).
Punch-up , the little person, is in a relationship with Coupe. Sonar and Malevola look like a couple despite his bat head.
(I know some people say they're friends but that's only in the comics. Most people aren't reading that stuff so to most people they are together).
I also don't believe that she is a Lesbian because of the way she was calling Robert cute and trying to grab his tools.
Waterboy is the only outlier when it comes to the white boys. Now we look at the non-whites.

They made the only black male, Chase, the equivalent of a eunuch and the only black woman, Prism, is stereotypically sassy .
Royd, Galen (Indian), Flambe, and Golem all have no women. Despite all of that, the most damning proof I have of that "agenda" is actually
about Chad (Flambe's real name) and Phenomaman. Both of those guys are what lnceIs call Chad (lnceI lingo- fit, handsome, confident, get all the ladies). What you guys need to understand is the lnceIs HATE "Chads" and "Tyrones" and love it when they get humiliated.
Notice how the Chad Phenomaman lost his girl to the below average Robert and was miserable throughout the game. That is an lnceI fantasy.
Phenomaman was also made a eunuch similar to "Tyrone" Chase.
The other "Chad" was Flambe and he was clown for most of the game. It was Robert who put him in his place by either breaking his tooth or
burning his brows. The craziest part is that Flambe is also gay. So one chad is a eunuch, the other is gay, and tyrone is too old. I'm sure you'll say that this is all circumstantial, but that's just too many coincidences for me.

The game was still good, the story was enjoyable, and the animation was impressive. I'm not hating, just noticing that this is the direction the gaming industry is heading.

 

[Turtle]

This game so amazing i dont want it to end

Gonna run it back to try for the perfect ending soon