Do Married Brehs Have To Schedule Sex?

[Hamsterdam921]

The OG (from Church) once told me that women have to be warmed up for sex.
Of course I thought he was talmbat foreplay and all that, but he said that’s not what he meant.
They’re not like us where we can be ready at will - their mind has to be receptive and ready.
So if you want some, it’s your job to put it on her mind. Therefore, in a marriage you don’t have to “schedule” it per se, but he said:

”If you want some that night, you gotta get it ready in the morning.”

Like, he always kisses his wife goodbye when he leaves for work - but some days he will also smack her on the booty.
That way it’s the last thing he did before he left, so when she thinks of him during the day the last thing he did is the first thing
she remembers - which a lot of times sets the table for unfinished business when he gets home. It made sense…

This here. Always date and flirt with your wife. But to add on also try to lighten her load around the house especially if you have kids. If she did everything for the kids, cooked, clean, she most likely will be tired and overstimulated and won’t be in the mood.

 

[T-K-G]

We sleep in the same bed. Even if it’s not an “event”, I’m pulling up from behind when she’s on her side, unless she’s on her period. We’re grown.

That’s any healthy relationship.

Facts

Aint nothing better than falling asleep and waking up randomly at 2am already inside the p*ssy cuz she woke up horny

 

[Ricky Fontaine]

It's not so much that wifey got you on rations, it's that y'all are both so busy.

You think you love sex until you have to choose between getting some ass and getting a full night's sleep for the first time in a week lol

 

[Strapped]

We sleep in the same bed. Even if it’s not an “event”, I’m pulling up from behind when she’s on her side, unless she’s on her period. We’re grown.

That’s any healthy relationship.

So you've never ran a red light

 

[Gunz&Butta]

when you have kids.....

when my youngest sister was born, we all looked at each other like when did they have time to do that? cause we're always running a muck in the house.

they must have had it down to a science

You lil a$$holes were cockblocking your father. Shame on you

 

[Devilinurear]

The OG (from Church) once told me that women have to be warmed up for sex.
Of course I thought he was talmbat foreplay and all that, but he said that’s not what he meant.
They’re not like us where we can be ready at will - their mind has to be receptive and ready.
So if you want some, it’s your job to put it on her mind. Therefore, in a marriage you don’t have to “schedule” it per se, but he said:

”If you want some that night, you gotta get it ready in the morning.”

Like, he always kisses his wife goodbye when he leaves for work - but some days he will also smack her on the booty.
That way it’s the last thing he did before he left, so when she thinks of him during the day the last thing he did is the first thing
she remembers - which a lot of times sets the table for unfinished business when he gets home. It made sense…

*takes notes

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

So you've never ran a red light

Nope

 

[Strapped]

Nope

Don't because skeets told me the smell is horrendous

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

I’m fukking right now!

 

[summwunn]

Don't because skeets told me the smell is horrendous

. . . no more . .. no less . . .. .. anything else got nothin to do with the menstrual . . .. .

 

[beenz]

If you have to worry about a sex appointment with your wife, is she the woman for you?

it's way more common than you might think honestly.

 

[MicIsGod]

This here. Always date and flirt with your wife. But to add on also try to lighten her load around the house especially if you have kids. If she did everything for the kids, cooked, clean, she most likely will be tired and overstimulated and won’t be in the mood.

I feel like this is what causes SOME sexless marriages. I could see it getting annoying that I do everything around the house when we both work.

 

[The God Poster]

The relationship is lost when sex becomes a chore. As much as people have time to endlessly scroll you got time to fukk lol. Can’t imagine having to schedule anything.

 

[TRUEST]

Y’all nikkas need help.

Pm me your wifey details. I’ll get her ready for you. I offer a premium service for this. The PU$$Y Whisperist.

No I will not fucck her.

 

[ItsPeople]

Just roll over and slide in it when she comes to bed after her night shower