Do N*ggas Actually Buy Slim Jims?

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nikka if a Slim Jim ain't in ya Quick Chek bag at checkout, you lawst
 

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I never see anyone buying those nasty lookin shyts. They always filled to the max at the checkout line in the gas station

How did the gawd Macho Man advertise for such a shytty product?
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Last time i had one i couldnt chew the shyt

Any other alternatives?
I used to before they started putting pork in everything.
 

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i used to eat slim jims and other brands of meat sticks pretty regularly

then one night i was chewing on a piece of one for a while as i was talkin to someone, and i ended up chewing it for so long the shyt turned grey and flavorless and looked ilke chewing gum :scusthov:

i spit that shyt out, threw the rest away and never ate one again
 
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