Do N*ggas Actually Buy Slim Jims?

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fukk a slim jims
It's all about these Jalepeno beef jerkeys :blessed:
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i used to eat slim jims and other brands of meat sticks pretty regularly

then one night i was chewing on a piece of one for a while as i was talkin to someone, and i ended up chewing it for so long the shyt turned grey and flavorless and looked ilke chewing gum :scusthov:

i spit that shyt out, threw the rest away and never ate one again

LMAO! You probably took all the nasty sodium nitrate out the Slim Jim from chewing on it endlessly!


"And then, of course, there's sodium nitrate, which keeps the Slim Jim red, as opposed to gray. (Because the thought of a gray Slim Jim is enough to make us run for the hills and never look back.)"
 

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Between comics and wrestling I dunno how a young man could not at least be curious. That said they're nothing special.
 
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