Do people expect Jesus’ return to be some huge event where he pops out the sky?

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Imagine believing he actually exists in the firsr place and one day he’ll be dropping out of the sky. :mjlol:
 

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I’m a Christian and I still don’t even fukking know:mjlol::mjlol::mjlol:
For years I hear a rapture is coming? But where In the scripture it says that:stopitslime:

The rapture is fake doctrine. Yasher’el will go to the wilderness to be delivered from what’s to come for 3.5 years. Everyone else will be under the rule of the anti messiah and persecuted for those same 3.5yrs ( those who don’t keep the commandments and a remnant who do.
 

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The scriptures have long been co-opted, b*stardized and aggressively re-edited by Europeans.

Fulfiling that now would be like saying tekashi and the cc kid with bright hair is pure hip hop.

The word is true, no matter how many times satan tries to pervert it, invert it, duplicate it or twist it. He's only fulfilling his own demise through the Word.
It's THAT thorough
 

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People wouldn't follow him because he'd be too dark and not white. They'd call him a liar/false prophet/satan/etc..., white people would lose their damn minds and end up trying to kill him because they'd believe he was a terrorist and existential threat. Some Black Christians wouldn't follow him because he'd look like just another Black man and not white. Asians definitely wouldn't follow and would ban him from their countries. :wow:
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I’m a Christian and I still don’t even fukking know:mjlol::mjlol::mjlol:
For years I hear a rapture is coming? But where In the scripture it says that:stopitslime:
I don't know how Christians believe in the rapture. That teaching is only a couple hundred years old lol.
 

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Like I said elsewhere:

The thing is if your boy Jeezy did come through again half the world would be mad he didn't look like they expected, the other half would be mad because he wasn't shooting lazers out of his eyes at the ones they call disbelievers and the final half would be mad just because it was the Current Thing and they'd crucify him again only to venerate in his absence.

Humanity is such a strange, strange species with little to no insight of their plight and almost total lack of awareness when it comes to inner space in this day and age.

Religion is in no way shape or form what most people believe it is. Neither is the world (ie 5 sensory 3 dimensional reality). Both are way beyond the conception of the average person by design who looks at the surface and thinks he comprehends.

Hidden in plain sight means invisible to the third eye blind.
 

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@O Fenômeno , are you sure there aren't 2 judgements? There are supposedly new sinners born after Jesus' 1000yr reign who themselves must be judged. Since these ones are absent for the initial one during the triumphant return, wouldn't this count as a second judgement?


Through religion is how I gained knowledge of hypnotism and how to cast it on intended targets.

To think there are billions of folks who really believe the world will come to an end - I find it quite interesting. It’s indicates a refusal to think deeply and to perform analysis.

the simplest question which I assure you no one can answer is this: suppose Jesus does come back as described in the religious texts, what happens next after judgement?

Every scenario produced to this question has been quite ridiculous.

As I mentioned above to another poster, it's been a while since I've opened revelation; but from what I recall it explicitly said there would be 2 judgements. The big triumphant return is for the first one after the tribulation and then everyone currently alive and dead is judged.

Immediately afterwards there is a 1000yr reign on earth of jesus(I vaguely remember stuff about lambs and lions sleeping together cause of how peaceful this period is) after which, the forces of evil revolt one more time before the final judgement. Now that I think about, it this does sound an awful lot like a space opera.:skip:



After judgement number 2, Satan is thrown into a very special lake of fire within hell(which itself is made of fire) and all evil doers and demons are permanently sent to hell. The earth is then remade and the good people live happily ever after for eternity while singing gods praises.
 
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The god of this age has blinded the minds of unbelievers, so that they cannot see the light of the gospel that displays the glory of Christ, who is the image of God.
2 Corinthians 4:4 NIV
2 Corinthians 4:4

For the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God.
1 Corinthians 1:18 NIV
1 Corinthians 1:18
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