Do people expect Jesus’ return to be some huge event where he pops out the sky?

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People wouldn't follow him because he'd be too dark and not white. They'd call him a liar/false prophet/satan/etc..., white people would lose their damn minds and end up trying to kill him because they'd believe he was a terrorist and existential threat. Some Black Christians wouldn't follow him because he'd look like just another Black man and not white. Asians definitely wouldn't follow and would ban him from their countries. :wow:


Slightly off topic breh, but I thought this might interest you.


Allegedly, Japanese believe Jesus took refuge in Japan when he was 21 before returning to Israel at age 33 for all the bible stuff. I'm not bullshting at all, this is a real belief.:pachaha:


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They think he had a twin brother too.:whoo:



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Btw, Japanese think he actually died there also. They got a whole town dedicated to him with a special tomb and everything. So I can't speak for the other Asian nations, but I think Japan might actually accept Jesus you are describing:russ:
 

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The return of Christ is not literally the return of zombie jesus lol

Christ isn't a last name...it's a title, an attainment. A level of mind where in which you fully understand the nature of reality as an aspect of 'god'.

The return of christ is not going to be some werido riding into some town on a white horse to thrwart all the evil doers like some people picture. The return is humanity as a whole moving into a more heart centered, unity conciousness, as a baseline. The 'rapture' is when unity conciousness hits critical mass and large groups of people undergo a drastic shift in conciousness that some won't be able to adjust to.

War, genocide, racism and all other evils in the world will continue to thrive until we reach that citical mass.

Do no wait on some white man to save you, don't wait for the rapture either. Indvidiual minds that make that leap cause great ripple effects within families and entire bloodlines that add momentum to the 'return of christ'.
 

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Slightly off topic breh, but I thought this might interest you.


Allegedly, Japanese believe Jesus took refuge in Japan when he was 21 before returning to Israel at age 33 for all the bible stuff. I'm not bullshting at all, this is a real belief.:pachaha:


cnngo_christs_grave_notice-600x400.jpg



They think he had a twin brother too.:whoo:



X3ouanBn.jpg

Btw, Japanese think he actually died there also. They got a whole town dedicated to him with a special tomb and everything. So I can't speak for the other Asian nations, but I think Japan might actually accept Jesus you are describing:russ:

Oddly enough, biblical accounts of Christ, aside from being at odds with each other regarding his divinity, have a huge unaccounted for gap in between those ages I think. From like 18 to 30 there is a gap.

Muslims also believe the guy that was crucified was actually just a guy that was made to look like Jesus while the real Jesus ascended to heaven. I think it was Judas Iscarriot that was made into his likeness to face the crucifixion for his betrayal.

Them japs might be on to something. I'm sure there is an anime about it.
 

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You are supposed to raise the "Christ consciousness" in your own vessel. I'm not waiting for someone to fall out of the sky

Incorrect

That's actually teachings of the antichrist
 

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The return of Christ is not literally the return of zombie jesus lol

Christ isn't a last name...it's a title, an attainment. A level of mind where in which you fully understand the nature of reality as an aspect of 'god'.

The return of christ is not going to be some werido riding into some town on a white horse to thrwart all the evil doers like some people picture. The return is humanity as a whole moving into a more heart centered, unity conciousness, as a baseline. The 'rapture' is when unity conciousness hits critical mass and large groups of people undergo a drastic shift in conciousness that some won't be able to adjust to.

War, genocide, racism and all other evils in the world will continue to thrive until we reach that citical mass.

Do no wait on some white man to save you, don't wait for the rapture either. Indvidiual minds that make that leap cause great ripple effects within families and entire bloodlines that add momentum to the 'return of christ'.

False
More teachings of the antichrist
 

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Slightly off topic breh, but I thought this might interest you.


Allegedly, Japanese believe Jesus took refuge in Japan when he was 21 before returning to Israel at age 33 for all the bible stuff. I'm not bullshting at all, this is a real belief.:pachaha:


cnngo_christs_grave_notice-600x400.jpg



They think he had a twin brother too.:whoo:



X3ouanBn.jpg

Btw, Japanese think he actually died there also. They got a whole town dedicated to him with a special tomb and everything. So I can't speak for the other Asian nations, but I think Japan might actually accept Jesus you are describing:russ:

'his younger brother Isukiri casually took his place on the cross...Christ came back to Japan, settled in Herai village and died at the age 106'

and more, from Wikipedia:
Once in Japan, Jesus changed his name to Torai Tora Daitenku and became a garlic farmer.


:pachaha:

..bruh..

.. what the fukk.

people just clean make shyt up lol
 

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:patrice:wake bake thoughts brehs hear me out

Just saying :hubie: if he was to return it’d prolly be on a regular tip frfr. (I think)


Why people waiting for some grand event? Far as they know the mf they pass two times a week but don’t notice and never speak to could be the reincarnate/new messiah all I’m saying
You better hope you're in the right space because he's not coming back to sing kumbaya. Literally coming back for war. To end the devils reign, swiftly and justly
 

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:wtf: that post totally flew over your head.

I'm not the one denying that it exist :mjlol:

How that shyt fly over my head? Artists are using the devil as a metaphor in the exact same way the bible does. They aren't talking about some supernatural cult or some red guy with horns
 

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:patrice:wake bake thoughts brehs hear me out

Just saying :hubie: if he was to return it’d prolly be on a regular tip frfr. (I think)


Why people waiting for some grand event? Far as they know the mf they pass two times a week but don’t notice and never speak to could be the reincarnate/new messiah all I’m saying
Yep and that belief has been hyped up by preachers putting on a show.
 

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When he returns, it’s to war with all the nations that dogged his people and rebellious sinners that hate the most high. Before that he will deliver his ppl to the wilderness and eventually back to their holy land (Black ppl who were descendants of slaves and a remnant of other races that keep his laws and commands).

Repent breh and turn to the most high, confess your sins and start obeying his laws and commands and believe in his son for salvation. People who are half in or not in at will face the man of sin or antimessiah and face tribulation. The rapture is fake. It’s really Israelites that will be delivered from tribulation and the “mark”, and those left will be beheaded.

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15And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.
The raptures fake?
 

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The raptures fake?

Yes. It’s a psyop. I’ll try to find some sources to put it in words. It was made by Jezuits. Because most of christianity is deceived and aren’t keeping the commandments, they’ll be sleep and are sleep expecting any minute Christ will return so they won’t face that. That isn’t true and never has been.

What’ll happen is these will be the ones persecuted, and collected in camps when a state of emergency is declared or they simply send out troops to find dissidents. They will not be prepared spiritually or even physically and will be caught offguard. At that point it will be too late as Israel will be in the wilderness by then.

He will gather his ppl (black/brown ppl) from the 4 corners of the earth and keep them in the wilderness for 3.5 years while the “AntiChryst” rules and persecutes the remnant who keep the commandments. Everyone else will follow the Beast because their names were not written in the book of life from the foundations of the world.

The entire Bible is about the Israelites and Salvation is for the Israelites (Black and Brown ppl in the 4 corners of the earth scattered and with lost identity), but strangers(Gentiles) can be grafted in by keeping the commandments. They will be servants in the new kingdom ran by Christ, but not slaves. Christ only returns one time at Armageddon and there he will gather his people out of the wilderness.

Revelation 12:13-17

13And when the dragon saw that he had been thrown down to the earth, he pursued the woman who had given birth to the male child. 14But the woman was given the two wings of the great eagle so that she might fly from the serpent into the wilderness, to the place where she is to be nourished for a time, and times, and half a time. 15The serpent poured water like a river out of his mouth after the woman, to sweep her away with a flood.16But the earth came to the help of the woman, and the earth opened its mouth and swallowed the river that the dragon had poured from his mouth. 17Then the dragon became furious with the woman and went off to make war on the rest of her offspring, on those who keep the commandments of God and hold to the testimony of Jesus. And he stoodc on the sand of the sea.

The women is Israel btw. That’s why if you have ears listen and repent. There are literally people who were never in the book of life from the foundation of the earth. Don’t let anyone sway you or take you off course breh. This is a test to see who truly loves God and wants to keep his commandments or who wants to follow Satan’s law of “do what thou wilt”. Most christians are lawless because they’ve been deceived. Everyone else is already judged who simply openly follow Satan or are Atheist. Matthew 7:22 is for believers who only gave lip service.
 
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:patrice:wake bake thoughts brehs hear me out

Just saying :hubie: if he was to return it’d prolly be on a regular tip frfr. (I think)


Why people waiting for some grand event? Far as they know the mf they pass two times a week but don’t notice and never speak to could be the reincarnate/new messiah all I’m saying
smoke some weed and watch this tv show.

itll answer all your questions. it got removed from netflix, but im sure you can find it online.
 
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