Do strippers also have soul mates?

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how do strippers have soul mates when they don't have souls?
Some do but are prone to bad choices. I'm not in interest of saving any, anymore but they're not all evil, just mentally impaired.
 

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I did enjoy the convo especially after she revealed what she does for a living 3 sentences in and honestly tried to believe her lies out of boredom :yeshrug:

But in reality I couldn't help but feel like

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You're right, though. Most times, those chicks are lying.
 

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Those were lies breh. Me and my homie went to a strip club after watching some UFC fights, and some dumb stripper must have guessed I was into educated woman so she said she has a Bachlelors degree in lawyer from UGA (I can't make something this silly up) and practices law on the side. I told her you can't practice law with merely a Bachelors and asked her why in the world would be still be dancing if she can do law. I can't even remember the response she gave but she would not leave our table despite both of us not ordering drinks or buying dances from her. She changed the subject and just kept talking.

It's happened several times where I show no interest in a dancer or talking to her and she proceeds to sit at my table and watch me play with my phone for like 20 minutes.
She sensed simp money and tried to net a regular.
 

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About %90 of the girls at my club are on something,sometimes many things,I seen them pop some bars,then commence to drink,smoke a few blunts and take a few key shots,I be lookin at em like :huhldup::whoo::why: As they still able to function properly,but anyways,if they like you,and u don't fukk it up,you have a good chance of takin em home,shyt i done ran through a few of em and I ain't even have to try :smugdraper:
 

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When I turned 18 my brother took me to a strip joint, some fine ass broad start chattin up with me and I'm thinkin this bytch just tryna get me to spend money but she ended up sitting on my lap for 30 minutes (no lapdance) and starts telling me her real name and wanted my number. I still figured she was playin some jedi mind games til I left without sayin goodbye and she text me sayin "I thought we had a real connection, why didn't you say goodbye? I really wanted to be with you, I guess your just like the rest". My emotions went from :dwillhuh: to :mjlol: to :lupe:(Maybe I could have fukked this broad for free tonight) to :yeshrug: (atleast I didn't catch an std)
 
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Look at the fatherless children in this thread simping and :cape: for strippers :scust:

Some nikkas love associating themselves with trash
 

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lmfao

everyone knows if you go to a strip club, you dont spend any money. that's how you get them to notice you.

i wouldnt trust a stripper, but i could respect that she's apparent. a lotta joints wanna do stripper shyt without the stigma. This is why pole classes got so popular in recent years.

I'd treat a stripper regular, i just wouldnt be with one serious.
 

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nikkas get an evil vibe from strippers, but have no problem looking up to and glorifying drug dealers and killers

"OMG brehs these lil kids in Chi Raq are so real :gladbron:

:camby:


Black drug dealers from the hood don't typically sell their virtue selling drugs, breh.

What hood were you in,....
where the hustlers were doing sexual acts to get them thangs off, breh



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