Do you have a Price?

Till death do you part


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Black Nate Grey

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Had an interesting conversation with some people about whether or not everyone has a price. Will most people tear asunder their perceived standards in order to potentially gain something more?
And it inspired me to make this thread.

You've known this girl for a while now...
She is the sole daughter of a Russian multi-billionaire and you two will share a large portion of his wealth, and said father is also in the illuminati.

She is madly in love with you and loyal to the end

She has all the wifey qualities you could ever want, think Ayesha Curry times 30.
-Doesn't nag (within reason, don't expect to take pics with insta thots without questions)
-Deeply understanding
- She spent two months with your moms and grandma learning their recipes in order learn how to cook the food you like
- Inexperienced at sex but tries hard because she wants to make you happy
-Supports your endeavors (within reason)
-Good conversationalist

She has a genius level IQ your children will inherit, also her grandfathers on both sides were was 6'6, so your sons will be minimum 6'3

She looks like this...


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-If you leave her or cheat she will find out and she will kill you. On some yandere shyt. Immune to bjj.
-You have to go out in public with her, no disguises.
-When her father dies you two will gain all the wealth provided you stay with her, also you will gain illuminati connects and entrance is optional.

ALMOST FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT PART:
Since she's of a certain ethnic persuasion, you will have your coli militancy membership and card hereby revoked.

She proposes to you.

What say you brehs?

If you reject her, instead you will gain this as a wife, (no where near the personality qualities tho.)

She loves you. Despite celebrity attention she chose you.
Mad connects in the entertainment industry. Tv, movie, music etc... You will get in.
Good cook
Independent. She won't close her Instagram cuz you ask her too, as that's how she make most of her money.
Six figure salary pushing to seven

If you leave/cheat she will leave you and never come back, slander you on social media too.
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She proposed/approached you.
I think she's Dominican so you can keep your coli militancy membership and benefits.

What say you brehs, brehettes chime in too.
 

I AM WE ARE

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i'm 6'6 gimmie the second chick and our beautiful mixed babies :ohlawd: i'm not marrying the chick thats the offspring of The Hills Have Eyes :scusthov:
 

CKondomsuCK

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ill literally suck a guys dikk and balls for a billion dollars if nobody would find out.

id then proceed to drop a bag off and have the dude killed :manny:
 

thatdude954

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Going for 2

#2 seems like a typical relationship
#1 seems like a dream come true but she's lacking in looks by alot
fix her teeth, posture, and have her put on some weight...
 

Cake

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Nope. Im not impregnating a bytch whose gonna have no problems calling me a dumb monkey ****** behind my back.

But to be real Id still fukk her silly till her IQ drops like 200 points and she starts cashing me out
 

Dank Hill

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I'm looking for a sugar mama anyway, give me option 1

fukk I look like being another safaree with option 2
 

mannyrs13

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She looks like her face caught on fire and they used that axe to put it out.

Second one looks ok but nothing too special. I might pass on both. :francis:
 
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