Black Nate Grey
The God Emperor of Mankind
Had an interesting conversation with some people about whether or not everyone has a price. Will most people tear asunder their perceived standards in order to potentially gain something more?
And it inspired me to make this thread.
You've known this girl for a while now...
She is the sole daughter of a Russian multi-billionaire and you two will share a large portion of his wealth, and said father is also in the illuminati.
She is madly in love with you and loyal to the end
She has all the wifey qualities you could ever want, think Ayesha Curry times 30.
-Doesn't nag (within reason, don't expect to take pics with insta thots without questions)
-Deeply understanding
- She spent two months with your moms and grandma learning their recipes in order learn how to cook the food you like
- Inexperienced at sex but tries hard because she wants to make you happy
-Supports your endeavors (within reason)
-Good conversationalist
She has a genius level IQ your children will inherit, also her grandfathers on both sides were was 6'6, so your sons will be minimum 6'3
She looks like this...
-If you leave her or cheat she will find out and she will kill you. On some yandere shyt. Immune to bjj.
-You have to go out in public with her, no disguises.
-When her father dies you two will gain all the wealth provided you stay with her, also you will gain illuminati connects and entrance is optional.
ALMOST FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT PART:
Since she's of a certain ethnic persuasion, you will have your coli militancy membership and card hereby revoked.
She proposes to you.
What say you brehs?
If you reject her, instead you will gain this as a wife, (no where near the personality qualities tho.)
She loves you. Despite celebrity attention she chose you.
Mad connects in the entertainment industry. Tv, movie, music etc... You will get in.
Good cook
Independent. She won't close her Instagram cuz you ask her too, as that's how she make most of her money.
Six figure salary pushing to seven
If you leave/cheat she will leave you and never come back, slander you on social media too.
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She proposed/approached you.
I think she's Dominican so you can keep your coli militancy membership and benefits.
What say you brehs, brehettes chime in too.
And it inspired me to make this thread.
You've known this girl for a while now...
She is the sole daughter of a Russian multi-billionaire and you two will share a large portion of his wealth, and said father is also in the illuminati.
She is madly in love with you and loyal to the end
She has all the wifey qualities you could ever want, think Ayesha Curry times 30.
-Doesn't nag (within reason, don't expect to take pics with insta thots without questions)
-Deeply understanding
- She spent two months with your moms and grandma learning their recipes in order learn how to cook the food you like
- Inexperienced at sex but tries hard because she wants to make you happy
-Supports your endeavors (within reason)
-Good conversationalist
She has a genius level IQ your children will inherit, also her grandfathers on both sides were was 6'6, so your sons will be minimum 6'3
She looks like this...
-If you leave her or cheat she will find out and she will kill you. On some yandere shyt. Immune to bjj.
-You have to go out in public with her, no disguises.
-When her father dies you two will gain all the wealth provided you stay with her, also you will gain illuminati connects and entrance is optional.
ALMOST FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT PART:
Since she's of a certain ethnic persuasion, you will have your coli militancy membership and card hereby revoked.
She proposes to you.
What say you brehs?
If you reject her, instead you will gain this as a wife, (no where near the personality qualities tho.)
She loves you. Despite celebrity attention she chose you.
Mad connects in the entertainment industry. Tv, movie, music etc... You will get in.
Good cook
Independent. She won't close her Instagram cuz you ask her too, as that's how she make most of her money.
Six figure salary pushing to seven
If you leave/cheat she will leave you and never come back, slander you on social media too.
She proposed/approached you.
I think she's Dominican so you can keep your coli militancy membership and benefits.
What say you brehs, brehettes chime in too.
i'm not marrying the chick thats the offspring of The Hills Have Eyes 


Methinks you took it a little to far there.