Do You Know Any Compulsive Liars?

[bogey_j]

knew this dude cameron in highschool. crazy white kid who snorted a lot of ketamine and chased after asian girls. dude used to tell the craziest stories at lunchtime. literally every lunchtime he'd have a new story. he'd say shyt like one time him and his boy had a close call getting pulled over by the cops for a broken taillight while having AK's w/ banana clips and kilos of coke in the trunk another time he told a story bout how he fukked this nasty bytch with a yeast infection after smoking crystal for the first time cuz the shyt made him super horny and he didn't give a fukk. we knew his stories were bullshyt and stayed with the cuz they were entertaining as fukk regardless. the funny thing was he'd be deadass serious telling these stories with his bug eyes like

 

[King Poetic]

me.. at work all the time, cause people always want to be in my business.

and i'm started to believe that shyt

 

[el_oh_el]

yeah. shyt be funny AF sometimes too. My cousin swear he gonna be a professional track star. People see him dressed to run and he fukk around and tell then "yeah I run pro track" while I look around like
It would be all good but the dude ain't even fast

 

[Kublai Khan]

I know a dude who thinks he owns a record company.

Wears fake chains shades all the time

and says he has a Bentley in some lot somewhere( forgot the bs story)

He works at giant and lives in his moms section 8 house.

He be tryna sign people Everyone just nods along to him

 

[Suicide King]

Yeah, you can spot them because they always trying to impress people.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

i had a roommate in my dorm room.
he told me that him and his uncles robbed a bank in Manhattan and got into a shoot out with the cops after a chase.
he was hiding behind garbage containers in allies and bucking at popo with sawed off shoties.

he told a story to his entire class that he was working with the KGB.

for days.

his breath was terrible...i was in a car with him and some other people it was amazing how his breath made everyone
then we got out of the car and shared a collective .

 

[Cynic]

This one whiteboy I'm forced to be associated with through friends and other contacts....

This greek nosed bearded muhfukka is the embodyment of this song

Spoiler

His ex-gf let me smash though after I told her to come through and see my Jordans. :willalughing:


Come to think of it....He was creepin on her and she only let him hit twice a week....but that could be another lie


Certified PAWG though....:kellzcry:

 

[Yinny]

Yep, and what's funny is that he's nosy as fukk to boot. Two of em in fact.

Type of cat you rock with the long way and keep it moving. The good thing is, I know better than to feel obliged to be truthful myself with persons like that.

 

[Ricky Church]

yeah, this bytch got her man raising 3 kids that he think is all his, but they ain't.

they all got different daddies.

 

[Tropical Fantasy]

yeah, this bytch got her man raising 3 kids that he think is all his, but they ain't.

they all got different daddies.

 

[King Poetic]

yeah, this bytch got her man raising 3 kids that he think is all his, but they ain't.

they all got different daddies.

details please. i need a good laugh

 

[bogey_j]

I know a dude who thinks he owns a record company.

Wears fake chains shades all the time

and says he has a Bentley in some lot somewhere( forgot the bs story)

He works at giant and lives in his moms section 8 house.

He be tryna sign people Everyone just nods along to him

 

[Majestic Pape]

I'm close to being one. I lie all of the time, most of the time when there's no reason for me to.

 

[WHIPPEDCream]

Yes.The guy I use to "semi-talk," too.He had an obsession with trying to make me jealous & mad over him.He would tell me these scenarios where he had sex so & so and then once I'm worked up he would be like "im just playing."


Or was he?

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

Dude I grew up with. Hes still lies to this day. He heard I was moving to NC. Hits me up on FB... 'yea imma be down there in February' Back in the 90s he said his cousin was Foxy Brown, and he drove Gavin's Ferrari His lies caught up with him tho