Do You Know Any Compulsive Liars?
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Flay Mayweather
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I remember this dude I grew up with lied so actually believed it.
We was playing football on concrete and glass(don't ask why).
This nikka telling us while we're running plays how he got head from the baddest lil bish in the hood early that day.
I'm like nikka you lying
He was like bro, *kisses hand* I swear on everything I love(I had no other choice but believe him) hood code
So he telling us how he sucked him off behind a dog house
he said he nutted in hair and next time we see her she gone look like Cynthia from Rugrats
We all like
So later on that day, she came up to us asking where her best friend was.
My boy was like I heard you slurped____ off. She was like what he said that. We all run to his house and he came out and start going off. Like bytch you sucked my dikk and you was your on knees pit bull and rottweiler shyt.
She was like dumb mfer I just came back from South Carolina and been in the house all day
He was like
uhhh on everything it was you..... So it wasn't you
We all like
Her brother stomped his soul out.
We was playing football on concrete and glass(don't ask why).
This nikka telling us while we're running plays how he got head from the baddest lil bish in the hood early that day.
I'm like nikka you lying
He was like bro, *kisses hand* I swear on everything I love(I had no other choice but believe him) hood code
So he telling us how he sucked him off behind a dog house
he said he nutted in hair and next time we see her she gone look like Cynthia from Rugrats We all like
So later on that day, she came up to us asking where her best friend was.
My boy was like I heard you slurped____ off. She was like what he said that. We all run to his house and he came out and start going off. Like bytch you sucked my dikk and you was your on knees pit bull and rottweiler shyt.
She was like dumb mfer I just came back from South Carolina and been in the house all day
He was like
uhhh on everything it was you..... So it wasn't youWe all like
Her brother stomped his soul out.
PortCityProphet
Follow me to the truth
Nope 
Dude I grew up with. Hes still lies to this day. He heard I was moving to NC. Hits me up on FB... 'yea imma be down there in February'Back in the 90s he said his cousin was Foxy Brown, and he drove Gavin's Ferrari
His lies caught up with him tho
explain
Pinyapplesuckas
He's A Good Man
a friend of mine lies all the time....always saying he did some wild shyt or fukked some bytch back in the day yet it never adds up
i'll admit over the years ive started to call him out on it more and more so now he just tells outlandish lies that he knows i'll call him out for
i'll admit over the years ive started to call him out on it more and more so now he just tells outlandish lies that he knows i'll call him out for
Freedman
Choppers For Karate Nggas
Brehs I grew up with this nikka would just lie about everything for no reason at all and homie would keep a straight face. I personally think that nikka even believed his own lies. This nikka even lied about his pops dying one time. Our freshman year of HS, since he was an ol like to be seen as nikka the teacher was talking about cancer in class and this nikka shouted out my daddy died from cancer and got hard down into a story. Had me and a bunch of nikkas who grew up with him like
.
Yep, one dude who used to go to my barbers used to tell the most bs stories. EVERYTIME he turned up a lie would come out of his mouth. I'd just be there is the barbers chair like
Ricky Church
Stole Timberlake's Spaceship-Coupe
I'm sorry bruh...there is no details to this story...I fabricated the whole thing...I'm a...I'm a Compulsive Liar. 
That compulsion . :leonadis:
Neil Tyson
YYZ
My older brother. I think he might have a vice or something because he always has some kind of money problem.
My brother as well. Don't know how many times i stumbled into a situation where his lies where relayed to me by a third person.
Them: Oh i heard your brother is working for Microsoft now..
Me:
Them: Oh i heard your brother is working for Microsoft now..
Me:
shyt man my uncle ed. he younger than me by a year and a half so we grew up together. this guy just cannot help himself AT ALL. its gotten to the point we just say "word? damn. yea. i feel u. "
once there were choppers around my hood for some reason. the next day, i asked him if he heard them, just for conversations sake. nikka gave me the biggest bullshyt action movie story of all time
"YEA MAN THEY WAS AFTER US! me and so and so went down the block to fight some nikkas from 3333(big ass project around my way in harlem) and i snuffed some nikka and they started shooting at us so we went up the block. so and so got the burnas and we went back down and sprayed them nikkas and then the choppers came and we ran away and went thru the basement of a building and came out the alley!"
thats when i was first like
this nikka has a serious problem
"once there were choppers around my hood for some reason. the next day, i asked him if he heard them, just for conversations sake. nikka gave me the biggest bullshyt action movie story of all time
"YEA MAN THEY WAS AFTER US! me and so and so went down the block to fight some nikkas from 3333(big ass project around my way in harlem) and i snuffed some nikka and they started shooting at us so we went up the block. so and so got the burnas and we went back down and sprayed them nikkas and then the choppers came and we ran away and went thru the basement of a building and came out the alley!"
thats when i was first like
this nikka has a serious problem
