Openers should be expressed to mirror your personality.
Like my posting style, Im very goofy/ridiculous. But my approach works for me because its indicative/a reflection of my attitude/disposition.
*sees a beautiful woman walking dog, taps her shoulder and
*
Me: Excuse me
Her: Yes?
Me: My goodness, I should have brought some buns with me.
Her: Excuse me?
Me: Well, i just figured, what else to better compliment that wiener your with! Eh heh heh.
Her: *giggles out of shock value, but at the same time, astounded by how bold this stranger is*
Me: Im just yanking your snatch. Whats his/her name?
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Bam. Ice is broken. Now its up to you to gauge her interest levels and whether its worth it or not to continue the conversation.
Why the above works for me is because its not cliché. Most guys play it waaayyyy too safe sometimes when theyre making that first step. My mantra is to be bold, be assertive, be unique.
Once again, whats effective for one initiator may not be applicable to the next guy cuz it may not be in their flare to incorporate such methodology in their execution repertoire.
If it works on her, I know she has a sense of humor and ultimately, thats the kind of woman I want to be with (if anything, it helps me filter out the prospects who probably wouldnt calibrate their personaes to mines and it saves me a ton of time).
And I never have a go to opener; I tailor my approach to the scenario/situation, so it varies just like my internet jokes.
Ive been posting so long and producing material for yall for over a decade, I just decided to translate it onto the field fortunately, met with desirable results. I.e. when yall dap me, I know its something I can apply to the ladies in the real world. By the end of the day, funny is funny, I dont believe in political correctness and Im secure enough with myself that anything goes, deal with the backlash later and modify/adjust accordingly to ensure future success rates. I just keep in mind to just not be too crass (just enough to moisten their appetites and keep em interested) and if its going to be corny, it MUST be original.
Women like to have fun and they admire fun guys.
I started my 20s having way more guys friends than female friends. Now it vice versa with a 5 to 1 ratio (women to guys, to confirm the perm).
This fleet of female comrades keeps me sharp, I can always play with my material around them, tell them stories (either true or fabricated) and inquire about their opinions on ideas I have to take over the world, fly stringless kites or tips on how to turn my venus fly trap into a bonafied vegan, etc. The rapport is good for reference and it doesnt hurt to have multiple ones for qualitative reasons.
If I made more money, I think I would do wild things and even attain women beyond my wildest dreams (maybe Ill be there one day, who knows).
But for now, all I have is my mind to take me places Im not able to transport myself to financially. Because its my only asset/resource, I depend on it a lot and enjoy sharing it with people Im around (cant wait to travel and meet more people, I so I can share it with the world).
In the mean time, my journey is here and here is what I will make the most out of.
If a woman will take the time out to be entertained by it, that, my friends
I will certainly do.
Just like i do for you. The Coli.
You know, the crazy thing is that when i was younger, momma said i'd grow up to be a rollingstone and believed her...
... don't be wrong, she's still far from the truth - but i do what i can in this world.
One approach at a time.
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*I'm done*
