Do you take dumps when guests are over

[nineteeneightysix]

The worst is when everybody is gathered around the table and you have to go...Then you have to return in the middle of the conversation and pretend like nothing happened...

But everybody knows you went away for an abnormally long time for a piss, and they know you just took a shyt, and you know everybody knows, but everybody pretends like nothing happened...

The best way is to just say "damn guys, i gotta take the biggest dump of my life right now"...Everybody will have a good laugh, and the awkwardness will be minimized...

Honesty is the best policy in these cases...

 

[DarlingNikki]

That's your house, you can shyt and not use your air freshener and no one can say shyt about it.

 

[beenz]

ya'll holdin in shyts in your own house????

 

[sang_bleu]

I used to get an erection whilst taking a dump

 

[atlbound]

I used to get an erection whilst taking a dump

thank you for contributing

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

Just go breh, what they gonna do? talk about the smell

 

[3rdWorld]

G

 

[3rdWorld]

You think those old folks will hesitate to nuke your toilet??
If you uncomfortable, go take a shyt in the backwoods.

 

[Dzali OG]

You better take that dump before grandpa does cause guarantee he won't give a...................................shyt.

 

[Marco Zen]

Only during sex.

Any other time

 

[Mike Ock]

I clogged the toilet aint no way I can flush again without everyone waking up and knowing i took a dump

That happened to me at my uncles house in florida. I'm a city dude so I'm used to heavy water pressure in the sink, shower and toilet. I had to take a mean shyt that I let build up for almost 2 days . Finally I said "fukk it!...it's about go down!" No one was at the house. I goes to the bathroom open up the toilet and see its only a tiny ass puddle of water in it. I'm look in the toilet with the face. I figured I could still work with it though. But once I started, everything came out with no fuks given. Had me sitting there like .... then after I was done. Had that toilet bowl looking like moouse. Then I flush with the . Then the shyt started rising instead of going down. I'm standing there like , then I hear people come in the house. I start shaking the toilet handle mad hard. Even started kicking it a few times. It was a wrap once it overflowed and came over the toilet seat.

Long story short, my uncle told me next time take a shyt at the McDonald's nearby. That was 15 years ago. He stiiilll brings it up when he sees me. His first question is always "Do you gotta take a shyt?" when he sees me.

 

[Ricky Church]

dumb ass. shyt on yourself then.

 

[50CentStan]

man the best dumps are the ones that are so big they pile up above the water, and then it really smells bad.

In high school I ran into a stall to take a dump, almost pooping my pants, I bent over and liquid cr@p sprayed all over the wall. I was a legend after that.



edit:

why is that toilet so small

 

[Peak]

That happened to me at my uncles house in florida. I'm a city dude so I'm used to heavy water pressure in the sink, shower and toilet. I had to take a mean shyt that I let build up for almost 2 days . Finally I said "fukk it!...it's about go down!" No one was at the house. I goes to the bathroom open up the toilet and see its only a tiny ass puddle of water in it. I'm look in the toilet with the face. I figured I could still work with it though. But once I started, everything came out with no fuks given. Had me sitting there like .... then after I was done. Had that toilet bowl looking like moouse. Then I flush with the . Then the shyt started rising instead of going down. I'm standing there like , then I hear people come in the house. I start shaking the toilet handle mad hard. Even started kicking it a few times. It was a wrap once it overflowed and came over the toilet seat.

Long story short, my uncle told me next time take a shyt at the McDonald's nearby. That was 15 years ago. He stiiilll brings it up when he sees me. His first question is always "Do you gotta take a shyt?" when he sees me.

 

[sanityovar8ted]

If necessary, not finna have my stomach trynna hold it in.