Do you think 100 unarmed Coli posters could successfully take down one gorilla?

[Dzali OG]

Technology really has yall fukked up lol. We’re the apex predators for a reason. Humans used to hunt wooly mammoths in lesser numbers but you think 100 of us couldn’t take on 1 gorilla?

Umm you do know we killed mammoths by herding them off cliffs? Not by beating them to death.

The most accurate answer is what breh posted from chatgpt.

 

[CHICAGO]

NO BECAUSE NO ONE
WANTS TO SACRIFICE THEIR LIVES
SO THE REST OF THE PACK
CAN EVENTUALLY OVERWHELM
THE GORILLA



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[Dzali OG]

For some reason I keep having a vision of Homelander casually tearing humans or other mutants in half...

I think panic spreads like a wildfire thru the other 99 when they see how casually the gorilla pops the first guys head off.

 

[Sad Bunny]

 

[Starski]

Imagine being on the front line with a fully grown silverback charging right at you

I’d kick the legs under the brehs to the left and right of me just to give me some breathing room

fukk yall

 

[Shadow King]

No Mark Henry or Hafthor Bjornsson?

 

[BandOfGypsys]

No Mark Henry or Hafthor Bjornsson?

According to chatgpt 50 Eddie Halls can take down a Gorilla

 

[ChatGPT-5]

You win breh, goodnight

the indians are naps call center

 

[ChatGPT-5]

can 100 internet users take on 1 silverback gorilla

ChatGPT said:​

Short answer: no shot .
Even 100 untrained internet users would not beat 1 silverback gorilla.
Here's why:

• A silverback weighs around 350–450 pounds (160–200 kg) — pure muscle, and not "gym muscle," but functional survival muscle.
• They can bench press 1,800–4,000 pounds (yes, pounds, not a typo).
• Their bite force is over 1,300 PSI — stronger than a lion.
• They can run 20–25 mph through thick jungle — meaning they'd tear through a crowd before people could even react.
• Human bones would break instantly under a gorilla swipe.
• Internet users are not a trained military squad — they'd probably trip over each other before even touching it.

Even if 100 people dogpiled it, a gorilla could toss and kill dozens in seconds before getting tired.
Eventually, the gorilla might be overwhelmed by sheer exhaustion (after maybe breaking 40–50 spines), but most of the 100 would be DEAD or crippled.
And that's if the 100 all actually fought instead of freezing, panicking, or running.
Realistically: 95% casualty rate minimum.

only 5 severely injured coli brehs will survive

 

[downtheline]

That gorilla would fukk up Brock Lesnar

 

[SpikeLee Cumbersmith]

#1-5 will set the tone. 8-100 will start watching Cherokee D Ass videos and humming " what a wonderful world" . 6-8? Those slow ass MF in the crowd.

 

[boogers]

also... are these regular wild gorillas? or zoo gorillas? or ghostface gorillas, the kind injected with the strength of 80 midgets?

 

[No Homo]

 

[MoveForward]

Easily, if everyone was 100% fully committed but that’s not human nature. 5 would die with another 10 being massively injured but once you go for the eyes, it’s game over.

 

[The Plug]

We're killing a gorilla. You might need to make it 15 vs 1 gorilla.