Do you trust the work fridge?

[old pig]

have you made a burrito before with all the fixings?

have you ever smelled dog shyt??????

 

[DJ Paul's Arm]

have you ever smelled dog shyt??????

who hasn’t?

 

[datnigDASTARDLY]

hell no, I don't even use the sink to wash my coffee mug in the break room. All them people touching the handles pulling out wedgies and coughing and shyt

I keep all my shyt in the car

 

[raul04]

shyt I take people food. I may stop though one time I took a burrito that tasted like dog shyt.

i see what you did there

 

[Jasonmask]

Only because it’s mad floors above where I actually work. Otherwise I would

 

[Jaylen Tatum]

Thread got me

 

[basedlawd]

I don't trust food left in public period.

I remember it was someone's birthday and so a cake was brought in. It was just me and a coworker in the breakroom with the cake and I watched this cac woman lick her finger and stick it in in the middle of a corner piece and go "That's mine!"

I was like "Why did you do that?" and she said "I did it to make sure no one takes it" I looked at her like and told her no one is going to know you touched it just from you licking your finger and declaring it yours. Thankfully she understood and actually cut and separated her piece but man after seeing shyt like that I already know people are doing disgusting shyt with food when no one else is around.

 

[Obreh Winfrey]

I had a coworker who was fed up of someone always taking his food so one day he made a “carne asada burrito.” He put all the fixings in there except the “carne asada” was chopped up dog shyt.

Somebody took it

Dude was #Dogset, it was always a shyt burrito he was bringing, he just decided to say it out loud finally.

 

[Rockstar Mom]

Yes. I’ve only ever worked in small offices. Like 8 people or less. Tight knit, and nobody was ever on that weird shyt.

 

[smoove157]

Mini fridge in my office fixed all these problems

 

[Luke Cage]

Mini fridge in my office fixed all these problems

bought one for my dad, and he really appreciated having it.

 

[Monsanto]

Hell nah.

I don't know how people drink from mugs either

 

[Jasmine20]

Not anymore since I bought a thermal insulated lunch bag.

I had a coworker who was fed up of someone always taking his food so one day he made a “carne asada burrito.” He put all the fixings in there except the “carne asada” was chopped up dog shyt.

Somebody took it

shyt I take people food. I may stop though one time I took a burrito that tasted like dog shyt.

I'm absolutely done right now

 

[Negro Caesar]

Nope work close enough to home to go eat. When I didn’t work close enough I’d eat something basic until I was off

 

[Koli_Kat]

When I worked at a warehouse my coworker dipped his dikkk in the bosses ice coffee...so no