Does Poppa Murphy's Have The Worst Business Model Ever?

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All states have farm's breh

All states have pigs and cows too. I just object to the notion of regional superiority when it comes to foods, I've had pizza in Atlantic City, that shyt wasn't the end all be all, maybe If I was standing in NYC city limits my mind would have been blown. It's like people saying the south has great bbq, Well yeah it does, I've also tasted some AWFUL bbq down here. And I'm sure some guy from Upstate NY Camden, or Baltimore can make some good ass BBQ at least capable of competing with the south.
 
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So my homie hipped me to Papa Murphy's pizza earlier today, I've personally never heard of it or knew we had one in Birmingham.

But alas...We do.

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Note. This is not the Bham locations.

And the company is famous for its.....wait for it.....TAKE AND BAKE PIZZA!

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I'm fukking serious. You literally GET OFF OF YOUR ASS. DRIVE TO PAPA MURPHY'S RESTAURANT ...PURCHASE A PIZZA....TAKE IT HOME....AND MAKE IT YOUR fukkING STOVE...

Seriously WHO Thought that was smart. I was looking at this idiot like :stopitslime:after he told me that stupid shyt.

:heh: Who the fukk does all that to get a pizza?


Did you try it tho.......?

Get the deep dish kid....


The one in the HAM take food stamps too? :sas2:


Hood broads be loving that shyt........
 
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:yeshrug:They have to be caking. Remember, there was a time people thought bottled water was a stupid idea. Look at how lucrative that has become since the 90's.

Bottled water is an excellent idea, water on the go, that at the very least make sense.

But A brick and mortar store for Frozen Pizza :comeon:

I'm sure Tombstone, Digiorno, Freschetta and Red Baron are losing sleep over this shyt.
 
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Marc Holst from FacebookAug 22, 2013


And they accept EBT, which is just incredibly stupid. Not on their part but the governments for allowing this crap.




dalediversityAug 25, 2013


@marc Holst Colored people need to eat too




Ron Clements from FacebookAug 22, 2013


Drove past that yesterday - the Jack In The Box that was at Spring and Gravois is now a Papa Murphy's.




dalediversityAug 22, 2013


Jaco1175, are you Charles Jaco?




jaco1175Aug 22, 2013


@dalediversity no stupid




edgmntave5Aug 22, 2013


someone is angry...




jaco1175Aug 22, 2013


Thank god they accept ebt, now all of the worfless food stamp users will cram into the place non stop to get their gobbermint funded pizza fix. fukk papa murphys, they can depend on serving the ghetto trash, I'll take my hard earned dollars to real restaurants.


Cacs cacing. I mean seriously it's an article about a fukking pizza joint.
 

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Bottled water is an excellent idea, water on the go, that at the very least make sense.
It only seems that way now. There was a time when bottled water was coming up, the prevailing attitude was
"Paying for water in a bottle? But I can get water free anywhere!"
Take into account courtesy cups at fast-food eateries, and that reusable water bottles were a thing, bottled water seemed dumb, especially seeing the amount of profits companies
make on it vs virtually every other drink in existence.
Papa Murphy's sounds like a pizza outlet store, in which you can get pizza with fresher ingredients and can even see them be made. Thats a suburban thing, like the Entenmanns'
outlet stores.
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Lower overhead than regular supermarkets, so the prices are notably different, and shipments are more frequent.
Im guessing Papa Murphy's cakes off the same principle.
 

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Think about it. Everybody loves Pizza, probably the food that's eaten the most in america. But not everyone can make a good home made pizza. Where would they get the ingredients? How would they get the ingredients? What ingredients would they even want or would even know would work well with a pizza? They solve all of these problems
 

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I had it once when i was in phoenix because I had a free coupon. I would never spend money on it tho. shyt is stupid to me.
you drive there, they put together your pizza via subway assembly type line, pay for it, take it home, bake it, then eat it.
easier just to order it or put one together yourself at home. fukk all that nonsense
 
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