Dogs are only friendly because they're retarded *proof inside

[CouldntBeMeTho]

I hope if a family member of yours ever ends up missing, that the search and rescue dog shyts in your presence and quits the job

Only reason they'll bring dogs out for me is the police k9 unit trying to find me

True story I once evaded a k9 unit solo dolo in the desert. I've trained for this shyt

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

True story I once consumed too much catnip and coke. Wound up in the desert.

 

[Neuromancer]

Cats have parasites.

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Cats have parasites.

But dogs are parasites. They can't survive without us. Even wolves needed protecting.

 

[Obreh Winfrey]

But dogs are parasites.

 

[TXTrill1]

Either pick a side, or go argue about cacs and c00ns thataway

Hey F* you motherfvcker





















Dogset all day

 

[Breh the HitMang]

you hate dogs, nobody cares weirdo

 

[SheWantTheD]

They are domesticated though.

Leave a dog to fend for themselves since childbirth and I bet you they won’t be so friendly.

 

[JetFueledThoughts]

You gotta keep track of the goddamn days since your mutt shyt all over the carpet

You clearly didn’t get the joke. But that makes sense, cat people lack social skills and self awareness

 

[DetroitEWarren]

Not about to read all that bro

Dawg got Williams syndrome too



Double entendre

 

[DetroitEWarren]

That's funny, because tiny dogs give me that same feeling

How though

 

[Samori Toure]

And according to this science, cats must be the same way to be domesticated

I don't think that cats are domesticated.

 

[Samori Toure]

Breh … are we really challenging whose smarter between dogs and cats out here….. cats are dumb as FUKK





Dogs are the SMARTEST animals in the animal kingdom next to maybe dolphins elephants and apes….. cats are nowhere near this spectrum

Dogs are dumb as a bag of shyt. This is coming from a dude that has owned dogs. If you have ever lived on or worked on a farm then you would know the smartest animal on that place and only take you about 2 seconds to figure it out and trust me it ain't the damn dog.

Here is the hint as to the smartest animal:

Cats are a lot smarter than stupid ass dogs, but they don't give a damn about people. Who can blame them.

 

[Jaguar93]

It’s been proven that dogs are smarter than cats.

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

It’s been proven that dogs are smarter than cats.

I actually recently read a news article that says cats are as smart as dogs, but no one cares to study them because dogs are much easier and simpler to study. Basically dogs are fukking retarded