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Son Goku

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So no denial of slurping dog saliva. Just a random thread from years ago :unimpressed:

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I don't even have a dog right now, but I never French kissed the one I did have.


Cats take a shyt and pee in boxes, don't flush the 'toilet', bury said shyt with their paws, and then hop on your counters where you prepare food at.
:scust:
Prolly licking dishes and utensils and shyt when you not wfh. :hhh:


Kissing a dog on the mouth is a choice, having catshyt on your counters is a lifestyle. :wow:
 

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:unimpressed:

I don't even have a dog right now, but I never French kissed the one I did have.


Cats take a shyt and pee in boxes, don't flush the 'toilet', bury said shyt with their paws, and then hop on your counters where you prepare food at.
:scust:
Prolly licking dishes and utensils and shyt when you not wfh. :hhh:


Kissing a dog on the mouth is a choice, having catshyt on your counters is a lifestyle. :wow:
Dogs need to go walk in dirt and grass and possible their own shyt once every four hours or they shyt and piss all over your house. Like that's somehow better :aicmon:
 

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Dogs need to go walk in dirt and grass and possible their own shyt once every four hours or they shyt and piss all over your house. Like that's somehow better :aicmon:

It is. :blessed:

I don't prepare my food outside so there's that for starters. :ld:
 

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  1. I never kiss your momma on the mouth
  2. I never sleep over cause I’m tired of you asking if I’m your daddy with a mouthful of Fruit Loops.
 

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You never bbq? Your black card is hereby revoked.

I know you're embarrassed to have people come into your yard because it's filled with white crusted dog shyt :umad:

1) I don't barbecue myself, I eat other motherfukkers' food.
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2) I don't have a yard, I stay in a condo. Zero lawn maintenance. :blessed:

3) Already said I don't have a dog right now. I'm in the #DogSet Inactive Reserves.
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4) You can't revoke my black card because I never had one. I've told you before, I'm not black. :ufdup:
 
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