Donate a testicle for $35K, lay in bed 70 days for 18K, and a few other ideas for #brokeboyzposse

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Please they ain't paying 35k for a black testical....:mjlol:


More like a quarter if the price same with black eggs.
 

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You cannot donate a testicle for money!!!!!

This is an online rumor that has been going around since AOL days and has been debunked many times!!!!!!

Imagine only having one testicle :hhh:

Used to have a PE teacher ppl would call “one nut Boyd”. Not sure how true this was lol

Id sell a nut for 35 bands Dahell

Sign me up

Dude sold a nut to buy a car :dead:

Does the bionic nut do anything special? :patrice:

I already got kids. I don't need nuts :manny:

Nice whip breh, how much it cost you? :obama:




My left nut :smugbiden:

MY TESTICLES ARE TOO LARGE TO DONATE!!!!

Please they ain't paying 35k for a black testical....:mjlol:


More like a quarter if the price same with black eggs.
 

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@KyokushinKarateMan Isn't muscle atrophy going to be an issue? If I'm not mistaken, long term space travel causes astronauts to lose significant muscle mass since there's no gravity to resist against :patrice:.

Brehs in a bed for 70 days will barely be able to walk when its over :mjcry:.

They WONT be able to walk when it’s over. I spent a measly little(relatively speaking) 8 days bed ridden in the hospital, during which time I also lost about 30lbs. I was told that I wouldn’t be able to immediately just get up and walk again but I didn’t give much attention to their words. But when day 9 came and they came to get me for the walking therapy, my body was so weak that I needed a walker AND a nurse on each side. It’s a scary feeling knowing that you could fall at any moment and, since you’re so weak, you can’t even catch yourself or brace for impact so you’re definitely going to break your face on the floor. It gave me little insight on what the elderly must go thru daily. And that weakness, though gradually decreasing as I walked more, lasted about a month AFTER leaving the hospital.

It is hard for me to imagine 70 DAYS when all I did was 8.
 

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"They replaced it with an artificial one and paid him $35,000. It was reported that he used the money to purchase a Nissan 370 Z."

:dead:

I sh*t you not I have a 1st cousin who was born that way and he seems like a normal guy. He tells people(close friends of course) about it, has two beautiful daughters and a son, between two baby mamas, and is over 6ft tall :manny:
 

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3. Lay in bed for 70 days straight. The payoff for this one is $18,000


NASA uses this procedure to simulate some of the changes that occur in an astronaut’s body when going through space, weightless, during the flight. NASA will pay you to stay in bed for 70 days, 24 hours a day. You need to make sure you’re mentally prepared to spend 70 days in bed. Not everybody is comfortable with that. Not everybody can tolerate an extended time in bed. But remember the payout for this one….. $18,000!

4. Donate a Testicle. The payout for this is $35,000


On a episode of “Extreme Cheapskates “a Las Vegas man figured out a way to make some money by signing up for medical trials. He saved himself more than $750. That inspired him to take it one step further. Most recently he also agreed to donate one of his testicles. But they didn’t just leave him hanging. They replaced it with an artificial one and paid him $35,000. It was reported that he used the money to purchase a Nissan 370 Z.


Sign me up.

fukk my life up for 18k
 

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They WONT be able to walk when it’s over. I spent a measly little(relatively speaking) 8 days bed ridden in the hospital, during which time I also lost about 30lbs. I was told that I wouldn’t be able to immediately just get up and walk again but I didn’t give much attention to their words. But when day 9 came and they came to get me for the walking therapy, my body was so weak that I needed a walker AND a nurse on each side. It’s a scary feeling knowing that you could fall at any moment and, since you’re so weak, you can’t even catch yourself or brace for impact so you’re definitely going to break your face on the floor. It gave me little insight on what the elderly must go thru daily. And that weakness, though gradually decreasing as I walked more, lasted about a month AFTER leaving the hospital.

It is hard for me to imagine 70 DAYS when all I did was 8.
Well there you go to all of you voluntarily bedridden nikkas :umad:.
 

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@KyokushinKarateMan Isn't muscle atrophy going to be an issue? If I'm not mistaken, long term space travel causes astronauts to lose significant muscle mass since there's no gravity to resist against :patrice:.

Brehs in a bed for 70 days will barely be able to walk when its over :mjcry:.

And increased risk of blood clots/stroke. fukk that. :camby:
 
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They WONT be able to walk when it’s over. I spent a measly little(relatively speaking) 8 days bed ridden in the hospital, during which time I also lost about 30lbs. I was told that I wouldn’t be able to immediately just get up and walk again but I didn’t give much attention to their words. But when day 9 came and they came to get me for the walking therapy, my body was so weak that I needed a walker AND a nurse on each side. It’s a scary feeling knowing that you could fall at any moment and, since you’re so weak, you can’t even catch yourself or brace for impact so you’re definitely going to break your face on the floor. It gave me little insight on what the elderly must go thru daily. And that weakness, though gradually decreasing as I walked more, lasted about a month AFTER leaving the hospital.

It is hard for me to imagine 70 DAYS when all I did was 8.

What were you in the hospital for, most people gain weight because they are bid ridden where they even feeding you

I mean big pun broke his leg and was stuck in bed thats how got obsesed
 

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They WONT be able to walk when it’s over. I spent a measly little(relatively speaking) 8 days bed ridden in the hospital, during which time I also lost about 30lbs. I was told that I wouldn’t be able to immediately just get up and walk again but I didn’t give much attention to their words. But when day 9 came and they came to get me for the walking therapy, my body was so weak that I needed a walker AND a nurse on each side. It’s a scary feeling knowing that you could fall at any moment and, since you’re so weak, you can’t even catch yourself or brace for impact so you’re definitely going to break your face on the floor. It gave me little insight on what the elderly must go thru daily. And that weakness, though gradually decreasing as I walked more, lasted about a month AFTER leaving the hospital.

It is hard for me to imagine 70 DAYS when all I did was 8.
My brother spent nearly a month in a medically induced coma because of pneumonia. When he was gradually brought out of it, he spent another 3 weeks at a rehabilitation facility. It’s been about a year and a half and he still isn’t at 100%.
 

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What were you in the hospital for, most people gain weight because they are bid ridden where they even feeding you

I mean big pun broke his leg and was stuck in bed thats how got obsesed

Let’s just say I could barely eat the entire time, hence the weight loss and weakness. I’m talking literally like a popsicle a day. And I’d try to eat, I’d order the food, but just couldn’t put it down. Not sure how much that would’ve saved my legs from becoming as weak as they did though. Astronauts eat regularly while in space and still are at risk.
 

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My brother spent nearly a month in a medically induced coma because of pneumonia. When he was gradually brought out of it, he spent another 3 weeks at a rehabilitation facility. It’s been about a year and a half and he still isn’t at 100%.

That is very believable considering how much I deteriorated in only a little over a week. I couldn’t imagine an entire month.

Or 70 days.

$18K for 70 days.

It’s a slap in the face, and seems as if it was set up to lure the desperate and homeless. I highly doubt your brother would volunteer to go through what he’s going through, for $18K. Let alone with the stakes at 70 days. It’s crazy. Best wishes to your brother and a full recovery.
 
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Let’s just say I could barely eat the entire time, hence the weight loss and weakness. I’m talking literally like a popsicle a day. And I’d try to eat, I’d order the food, but just couldn’t put it down. Not sure how much that would’ve saved my legs from becoming as weak as they did though. Astronauts eat regularly while in space and still are at risk.

Were you sick or injured, I just can't see a fully healthy person body failing after 8 days, I can see over a month though of not moving

but they got shyt like sarms now they can help your recover muscle quickly they usually give it to cancer patients who suffer muscle deterioration
 
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