Don't Be A Simp Nice Guy in 2017!

Rozay Oro

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Simps get their turn

Their turn raising the b*stard
Their turn settling for sloppy seconds
Their turn getting missionary cuz she has bad memories of hot sex

Be a simp breh
Cot dayum
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I'm always gonna be nice robot guy.

But yeah I gotta chill with this simp shyt :whew:
 

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Here's why: Exhibit A Below

Wait for a bytch to get ran through by thugs and playas :mjlol:


Be nice but don't be stupid.

What doesn't make sense though is y'all saying you should be mean so you can have successful relationships with thots.....

Then post videos of BIRDS talkin about relationships

Then say y'all ain't wifing thots.

Is it one mic or oochie wally
 
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HabitualLineSteppa

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Dignity, sane mind, and women who bring much more to the table than their looks..Being nice and not having a backbone are two different traits.

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If this is you :salute: and not on no he-man woman hater shyt either...To most it looks like you jumped straight to "bytch you ain't shyt and you playin games" but you literally weeded out someone you determined to not be of you caliber or really worth time....All cause she tried to tailor your speech lowkey...Your response was cordial in nature AND set a tone.
 

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Dignity, sane mind, and women who bring much more to the table than their looks..Being nice and not having a backbone are two different traits.

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That type of woman you don't want to deal with at all. She will continue to play games and test you and see how much bullshyt she can constantly get away with.
 

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Dignity, sane mind, and women who bring much more to the table than their looks..Being nice and not having a backbone are two different traits.

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Why does she text like a teenage girl when she's a grown woman? And what she did is one of the common mistakes women make when they first to get to know a guy. Playing games and playing hard to get. Genuine dudes ain't gonna waste their time with that shyt, whereas players will entertain it because they got 3-4 other women they messing with and when they eventually have sex with said women, they never contact her again.
 

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If this is you :salute: and not on no he-man woman hater shyt either...To most it looks like you jumped straight to "bytch you ain't shyt and you playin games" but you literally weeded out someone you determined to not be of you caliber or really worth time....All cause she tried to tailor your speech lowkey...Your response was cordial in nature AND set a tone.

I'm done giving chicks who don't cooperate a chance. I found her very attractive too but that whole "call me" then asking me "what's your number?" immediately after I asked her for her number turned me the fukk off. I gave her the benefit of the doubt too waiting a few minutes for her to text the digits then made my decision after seeing she was about games.

These females really think every dude is desperately dumb, she tried to flip like she really wanted my number but in reality she wasn't going to call like most chicks who ask for your number


I had another dumb ass bytch try to play stupid games with me earlier that day. This chick was texting me back and forth for a hour with the quickness. I told her I'm tired of texting, what's your number?

She said "my phone almost dead so I can't talk on the phone right now, we can still text tho 555-555-5555"

:mindblown:

I said you do realize texting kills your phone quicker than talking on the phone right? If you didn't feel like talking on the phone that's all you had to say.

Then ghosted.
 

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My question is - How the f**k did you end up in the friend zone to begin with?

If you like a chick, tell her you like her, and just go from there.

Friend zone is for suckas that are too scared to put their bid in.

Only time I've been in the friend zone is when a chick was like a 6.5-7 with minimal bunz. Sh*t didn't really matter to me either way, but I did end up finding a couple female friends attractive.

But if the chick was legit fine, banging body, etc. there was no friend zone.
 
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