Don't flame me, but LA traffic isn't that bad

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Without my motorcycle I’d be extremely frustrated with traffic - I have to commute from Malibu to downtown 2x a week. It only takes me about 35 mins on my bike
 

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Go drive up the 101 during rush hour and get back to me...


Why the hell the 101 is only three lanes through downtown LA is a fukking mystery
It don’t even have to be rush hour. From western to where it branches off to the 110 is backed up 22hrs of the day.

Try to get out of ktown between 3-6. Will
Prolly take you 30 min to go 2 miles. :snoop:
 

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which holiday was that?
 

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100% facts. I've experienced taking the

1. I-278 going from New Jersey into Staten Island, then into Brooklyn.
2. Taking the I-95 from Northern New Jersey into the Bronx
3. The I- 678 Van Wyck heading north into the Bronx


Traffic on the bridge is 50x worse than on land IMO. That type of traffic will have the majority of the Coli re-evaluating life

Experiencing that will make any other traffic jam tame to me :dead: :dead: :dead: :dead:

I MADE A POST IN THE fukk NYC THREAD. fukk NY TRAFFIC.
 

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I MADE A POST IN THE fukk NYC THREAD. fukk NY TRAFFIC.

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MAN WHERE DO I START? I JUST GOT HERE THIS MORNING. I HAD HIGH HOPES FOR THE FIRST VISIT. I GET IN THE CITY AND IT LOOKS LIKE DETROIT. ONLY DIFFERENCE IS NY TRICKED PEOPLE INTO LIVING IN THESE fukkED UP BUILDINGS. EVEN GOT THEM PAYING 1800 FOR A CLOSET IN MANHATTAN.

NEXT, THE HIGHWAYS. WHOEVER DESIGNED THIS shyt CAN EAT A 5LB BAG OF PICKLED BABY dikkS. BO TRUCKS ON PARKWAYS BUT GOOGLE MAPS WANTS TO SEND YOU EVERYWHERE ON PARKWAYS. EVERYTIME MY EXIT COMES UP ITS A fukkING PARKWAY WITH :umad: AT THE BOTTOM.

AND WHAT THE fukk IS WITH THE RATS? I SEEN 3 RATS ON 278 ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD IN BROAD DAYLIGHT DIRECTING TRAFFIC. THE CITY COULD AT LEAST GIVE THEM A SAFETY VEST OR SOMETHING. YOU KNOW WHAT? NAH...fukk THAT. TRUMP NEED TO DEPORT THESE fukkING RATS.

I WANTED TO TRY SOME GOOD MY FOOD BUT NAH. I GOT THE fukk UP OUTTA THAT fukk ASS CITY. YOU KNOW IT'S BAD WHEN YOU GET TO JERSEY LIKE:blessed:.

I AIN'T EVEN SEE NO ASS OUT HERE. I SAW 2 THICK BROADS AND THEY WERE LONG NOSE GREEK BISHES. NOTHING BUT BOX BODY MEXICANS AND IHOP ASS WHITE GIRLS.

I'M ABOUT TO ASK MY GIRL FOR SOME MID DAY DIRTY PICS AND FURIOUSLY BEAT MY JOHNSON.

THE ONLY THE NY EXCELS AT IS HIGHWAY SUICIDES. IF YOU MISS YOUR TURN ON I95 DURING RUSH HOUR YOU JUST MOVE TO WHATEVER NEIGHBORHOOD YOU END UP IN. I WOULD RATHER BLOW MY BRAINS OUT BEFORE LOOPING AROUND TO GO BACK. THAT'S ASSUMING I CAN LOOP AROUND BECAUSE THE NEXT EXIT IS A fukkING PARKWAY.

TOOK ME 1.5 HRS TO GET FROM JAMAICA QUEENS TO JERSEY. I'M PRAYING THAT MY NEXT RUN IS IN JERSEY. IF I HAVE TO GO BACK INTO THE CITY I'M JUST GOING TO RIDE A BIKE INTO THE CITY AND CARRY THE PALLETS OUT ON MY BACK. IT'S GOTTA BE FASTER.

OH MY GOD. I HAD TO BACK INTO NYC AND GRAB A LOAD FROM JFK. TOOK ME 2 HRS TO GET FROM JERSEY TO THE AIRPORT. THE LOAD ME UP LATE AND NOW IT'S RUSH HOUR.

THE GOOD NEWS IS I'M LEARNED HOW TO DRIVE LIKE A NEW YORKER. I FOLDED BOTH MY SIDE MIRRORS IN AND STOPPED USING MY BLINKERS. THEN I BLOW THE HORN AND YELL fukk YOU AFTER SWITCHING LANES AT THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT BE MY LANE RUNS OUT.

4.5HR RIDE TURNED INTO 8HRS. I'M IN VIRGINIA FOR THE NIGHT. THANK GOD.
 

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Im la now and the traffic getting into la was annoying but it wasnt all day like folks made it out to be. And yes im talking that 4-6pm shyt too
 

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Traffic won’t get better until people stop believing they can only travel in their city by driving and fukking vote for better urban transit planning but America is just a suicidal country at this point, it’s like we want to convenience ourselves to death with anything.
Lol spend a day taking the metro in LA and youll pray to God for a car
 
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