Don't you hate people with weak handshakes

Samori Toure

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This is a weird fugging thread. There are people walking around with arthritis and Dupuytren disease in their hands. They can not be letting people crush their fugging fingers and knuckles in some bullshyt hand shake execises.
 

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This is a weird fugging thread. There are people walking around with arthritis and Dupuytren disease in their hands. They can not be letting people crush their fugging fingers and knuckles in some bullshyt hand shake execises.
Negro we don’t need no hypotheticals

Don’t shake no ones hand then if you can’t give them a solid handshake or dap.

Fist bump and keep it moving... nobody trying to break your gotdamn hand but if you consistently giving weak handshakes or daps then honestly something is off with you.

Shaking hands like a bytch should not be the wave.
 

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I try to squeeze the shyt out of folks hands.
 

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Negro we don’t need no hypotheticals

Don’t shake no ones hand then if you can’t give them a solid handshake or dap.

Fist bump and keep it moving... nobody trying to break your gotdamn hand but if you consistently giving weak handshakes or daps then honestly something is off with you.

Shaking hands like a bytch should not be the wave.

It is not a hypothetical. There are lots of people that have messed up hands, with stuff like carpal tunnel and arthritis. Hell I even own a pair of compression gloves that I wear in the winter time to help me with pain in my hands.

I never think about the firmness of handshakes, except when some fool puts a vice grip hold on your hand and then squeezes.
 

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It is not a hypothetical. There are lots of people that have messed up hands, with stuff like carpal tunnel and arthritis. Hell I even own a pair of compression gloves that I wear in the winter time to help me with pain in my hands.

I never think about the firmness of handshakes, except when some fool puts a vice grip hold on your hand and then squeezes.
Well at that point i would go out my way to not shake anyones hand.

Only reason i do it now is if someone initiates it.

And honestly, people with hand illnesses aren’t a majority... not even close
 

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next time you sensitive handshakers get a dislikeable handshake take your middle finger and tickle his palm while engaged in the handshake. call you boys bluff see if you really about to get banged out over your incredibly high shaking hands standards.

just tickle his palm with your middle finger, he gone rock your world like mike jack :russ:














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I agree

Can never trust a man with a soft handshake


Just do a fist bump or something then. Shaking hands like a lady is :hhh::dame:

With no base in his voice and little eye contact.And it is of no surprise when they struggle to get women.
 
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