Dawg my supervisor did this shyt to me today. I was like What Tha fukkOr those idiots who your trying to fist bump and the other person grabs your fist like its a fukkin baseball
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Negro we don’t need no hypotheticalsThis is a weird fugging thread. There are people walking around with arthritis and Dupuytren disease in their hands. They can not be letting people crush their fugging fingers and knuckles in some bullshyt hand shake execises.
Negro we don’t need no hypotheticals
Don’t shake no ones hand then if you can’t give them a solid handshake or dap.
Fist bump and keep it moving... nobody trying to break your gotdamn hand but if you consistently giving weak handshakes or daps then honestly something is off with you.
Shaking hands like a bytch should not be the wave.
Well at that point i would go out my way to not shake anyones hand.It is not a hypothetical. There are lots of people that have messed up hands, with stuff like carpal tunnel and arthritis. Hell I even own a pair of compression gloves that I wear in the winter time to help me with pain in my hands.
I never think about the firmness of handshakes, except when some fool puts a vice grip hold on your hand and then squeezes.
Grab my hand firm like a man you fakkit![]()

I agree
Can never trust a man with a soft handshake
Just do a fist bump or something then. Shaking hands like a lady is![]()