Dope jay-z lines that were actually wack as fukk in retrospect

[Bugsmoran]

"im like Uhaul... every b1tch moving i fukk"

 

[Cladyclad]

CAME IN TO POST THIS, and can't believe it's not on page 1.

I will add:

"they say the midget on the giants' shoulders can see much further than the giant"

Lol yall guys are puttin ish on here that are sayings that been around before Jay

Minnie Mouse line, D in a glass,cook food & that midget line are all sayings or phrases that were around b4. Jay put them into his raps just cause

 

[backbreaker65]

the 'son' in Jackie Robinson is not pronounced 'son'

HHMMMMM, Let's go to the tape the authentic tape of that time and listen to as well as watch the play by play man call the game. Does he say Robin"son" or robin"sin or sen". It has always been robin"son". Jay just made that shyt fit so he could rhyme with it.

 

[Ethnic Cleansing]

"I'm the Black Brad Pitt" :[athetic:

 

[prophecypro]

He got some turrible ones on Suit and Tie
"You just got good genes so a nikka trynna cuff you"


But this is the one that really takes the cake:
"Tell your father we go farther as a couple.They ain't lose a daughter, they got a son.I show you how to do this, huh, uhh"

I just imagine him saying that to a father in law with his arm around him and hitting him with the

while the dad is like

 

[Scorsese]

"Na, it ain't 5 0, it's your boy Nas Yo"

Oh wait... That's Prophetic Poetry.

My bad.

 

[hex]

"Na, it ain't 5 0, it's your boy Nas Yo"

Oh wait... That's Prophetic Poetry.

My bad.

There's nothing wack about that line.

People need to differentiate between random filler lines between lines that are meant to be and lines that are actually meant to be

Damn near all these Jay lines were meant to be and fell flat on their face.

Fred.

 

[OG Talk]

After reading this thread it's hard to argue that Jay-Z is a top 20 emcee all-time...The majority of his lines that Biggie didn't spit first are Papoose status..

 

[CaughtInTWebb]

After reading this thread it's hard to argue that Jay-Z is a top 20 emcee all-time...The majority of his lines that Biggie didn't spit first are Papoose status..

Stuff like this is why I don't take some of yall serious.....

 

[OG Talk]

Stuff like this is why I don't take some of yall serious.....

I don't care about your feelings....

 

[CaughtInTWebb]

I don't care about your feelings....

 

[OG Talk]

:jesuschrist:

 

[50CentStan]

"Chicks belly dancin, glancin, like shyt he's so handsom"

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

I'm nice like that, you're freakin' gay right
I flow like water, so put your finger in a dyke

Dudes were like 'That's hot, son!!!' I was like.......
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[bigbadbossup2012]

"We was just supposed to hook up and have a blast, she called me her emergency dikk in the glass"

thought he said this