How can Drake enjoy fun parties this summer when "They Not Like Us" WILL BE blasted as soon as he enters the premises? At every party?
Drake likes to attend NBA games, fawn over the tall players, and gamble money. Thousands of people WILL yell "certified pedophile" in unison at him.
Responsible parents cannot invite him to private parties.
The summer 2024 chapter of Drake's memoir will be morose and sullen unless he quickly finds more middle school-aged girls who like his yacht.