Drake Translations

[Ms. Elaine]

I've only been here for a short while but already, I've peeped all the irrational hate that many here have for Drake and I've also peeped that many of these "haters" are just low key stans. With an obsession that deep, there's no other explanation.

Here a few examples of what Drake haters really mean when they post in the ∞th Drake thread of the day:

I wonder who wrote this verse = whoa, this track is dope/goes hard.
Culture vulture = damn, Drake is killing the game.
It's over. This is it. The end is coming. = Drake's reign will never end.

This shyt is wack and repetitive (posted within seconds of track release) = I just spent my entire Saturday listening to OVO SOUND radio waiting for the new song to drop.

It's a tie. = Drake won.


Drake stans are emotional dikk riders = I'm a dikk rider. I hope no one notices that I'm projecting.



Negged = I'm pressed that people insist on liking Drake.

 

[Yoda]

make a thread called drake translations = im a fakkit and luh me some jimmy

 

[Ms. Elaine]

make a thread called drake translations = im a fakkit and luh me some jimmy

I'm a girl.

 

[Yoda]

I'm a girl.

butch bytch too involved with this drake "beef" fakkit shyt

 

[Ms. Elaine]

butch bytch too involved with this drake "beef" fakkit shyt

I don't think Drake's female fans are anything like that.

 

[Triangularbirds]

this is the most obvious "I catch feelings when people don't like the things that I do like" thread I've ever seen, and I've clicked on @CrimsonTider threads

 

[Yoda]

I don't think Drake's female fans are anything like that.

u right, girl drake fans are usually fine as fukk. marry me or neg me, no inbetween hoe

i got pizza

 

[Ms. Elaine]

u right, girl drake fans are usually fine as fukk. marry me or neg me, no inbetween hoe

i got pizza

I've always said this - it's crazy. I've never seen an attractive woman hate on Drake. The ugly ones on other hand....

 

[Ms. Elaine]

this is the most obvious "I catch feelings when people don't like the things that I do like" thread I've ever seen, and I've clicked on @CrimsonTider threads

You've just described The Booth in a nutshell.

 

[DMGAINGREEN]

I mean OP is a female which is Drake most thriving demographic , so it isn't surprising that she's caping for son so hard ... she probably started listening to hip hop a couple years ago , so her opinion is void

 

[Ms. Elaine]

I mean OP is a female which is Drake most thriving demographic , so it isn't surprising that she's caping for son so hard ... she probably started listening to hip hop a couple years ago , so her opinion is void

I've been listening to Drake since Comeback Season.

 

[Triangularbirds]

I've always said this - it's crazy. I've never seen an attractive woman hate on Drake. The ugly ones on other hand....

No @SirBiatch but without receipts you're a ugly-ass hoe to everyone in the booth

 

[Ms. Elaine]

No @SirBiatch but without receipts you're a ugly-ass hoe to everyone in the booth

 

[SirBiatch]

That ∞ sign is funny shyt. You'll notice that the smartest posters on this board are 'in the red' and that the Coli actively encourages alternate universe groupthink.

How did you find The Coli anyway?

I've always said this - it's crazy. I've never seen an attractive woman hate on Drake. The ugly ones on other hand....

I have. It's not impossible

 

[Ms. Elaine]

That ∞ sign is funny shyt. You'll notice that the smartest posters on this board are 'in the red' and that the Coli actively encourages alternative universe groupthink.

How did you find The Coli anyway?



I have. It's not impossible

Really? I've been actively looking. The converse, I see all the time. Whenever a girl is hating on Drake, I check her profile pic and.......everything makes sense.

I was placed in the red over the weekend for going against the Drake hate herd-mentality. Fast and furious.


ETA: I used to lurk in the sports section before joining. I don't remember how I found this site though. The Coliseum is cool but The Booth? Straight .