Drug Test In 3 Days Tested Positive

[SubLyminalz]

@SubLyminalz how did u apply for the usps gig? Im tryna get on there

www.usps.com

go to careers and go from there.

 

[Maddmike]

@SubLyminalz the best thing you can do no bullshyt is dilution. Get some water, cranberry juice or juice cocktail with cranberry in it. a shytload of b vitamins or the multivitamins. You can get the gummy kids kind even just make sure they have vitamin B and the higher percentage the better

around 24 hours before the test start drinking the water and cranberry juice moderately. The last 3-4 hours before the test heavily. You may end up going though 2 gallons of water atleast but maybe half as much juice..... but dont over do it. use common sense dont drink more if youre about to die nikka

in that same 3-4 period you want to start heavily taking the vitamins. not enough to od but to balance out the effect you'll be pissing clear otherwise because of the water. you're gonna want to start pissing a hour and a half before and as long as you maintain good color no homo there is a chance you could pass it if you really havent been smoking for a extended period of time

Real talk this is the best way...it produces a false positive where they know you're doing something but don't know what you did....All they can do is red piss you

 

[SubLyminalz]

+ rep for everybody who gave out good info.

 

[Art Barr]

Worked for me in 2003 and this was from the government. If they changed up the tests, that's another story.

yeah, breh...
that was a decade ago.

you not fooling that tumbler based drug test.

if it got what looks like two black cylinders in the bottom,...
you not fooling that test with your own piss.
there is no cleanse or none of that shyt.


art barr

 

[LionofJudah]

yeah, breh...
that was a decade ago.

you not fooling that tumbler based drug test.

if it got what looks like two black cylinders in the bottom,...
you not fooling that test with your own piss.
there is no cleanse or none of that shyt.


art barr

You might be right. If I was him though, I'd still use the pills regardless.

 

[Art Barr]

If it's been six weeks, you're probably fine regardless. Tests, especially home tests can be wrong, so you might be getting a false positive when you're really negative. Just get some 500MG Niacin and I'm pretty sure you'll be straight.

no,....he will fail.

you can't get clean for these new drug test, at all.

art barr

 

[Art Barr]

http://about.usps.com/handbooks/el312/el312c5_008.htm


I might give the pills a shot now or just get my nephew to do it, worse comes to worse, if they make me retake it then ill pretty much be 2 months clean by then so ill be fine

you will never be clean.
the shyt is like a hair test with your piss.
you have to use syn piss, period.
those pills, masks, and all that other shyt does not work anymore, at all, period.


art barr

 

[Art Barr]

Damn i just I heard it cleans your whole system has you shytting hot water bruh

that is that old shyt,..
it does not work anymore.


art barr

 

[SubLyminalz]

you will never be clean.
the shyt is like a hair test with your piss.
you have to use syn piss, period.
those pills, masks, and all that other shyt does not work anymore, at all, period.


art barr

breh I aint smoked in almost 2 months


I could see if it was 1-2 weeks.

im not fukkin with that niacin though I read some reviews and people was saying it made there skin burn and turn red

 

[LionofJudah]

breh I aint smoked in almost 2 months


I could see if it was 1-2 weeks.

im not fukkin with that niacin though I read some reviews and people was saying it made there skin burn and turn red

It's supposed to do that. It's a 'flushing' reaction. It's not permanent.

 

[SubLyminalz]

im gonna cop some cranberry juice and drink like a half gallon of water before I go to bed tonite, the test that I copped earlier can be reused so ill do that and test again in the am.


the line on the test was kind of faded it wasnt fully red when I took it.

 

[Swamp-Thing]

Bleach?

Doesn't work, they will smell it. Doesn't even work.

Failed a piss test for a job at Sears way back in the day, got bleach all over my clothes and the attendant nurse lady smelled it right away. They still found THC in my urine too.

 

[Swamp-Thing]

im gonna cop some cranberry juice and drink like a half gallon of water before I go to bed tonite, the test that I copped earlier can be reused so ill do that and test again in the am.


the line on the test was kind of faded it wasnt fully red when I took it.

You can get that QuickFix stuff at some head shops.

 

[Art Barr]

im gonna cop some cranberry juice and drink like a half gallon of water before I go to bed tonite, the test that I copped earlier can be reused so ill do that and test again in the am.


the line on the test was kind of faded it wasnt fully red when I took it.

stop being stubborn, on top of stooped and buy some fukk'n syn piss.

you not doing nuffin but setting yourself up to fail.
that old shyt worked a decade ago.
now, it is almost close to 2o15.
you gotta change with the times.
i'm thirty seven telling you to stop doing old shyt.

you should put two and two together.
that usps job, you can have for the rest of your life.
yet, if you fukk it up.
you fukk up with a government agency.
plus, you fukk up what could be your whole life's salvation.

stop being fuc'n stooped, breh.


the fukk is you on......


art barr

 

[Xtraz2]

just get a medical marijuana card, problem solved