If the kangaroo approaches, turn your body sideways, exposing a narrow profile to the animal and protecting your face and organs. Raise your hands and lean your head away from the animal to
minimize the chances of being scratched across the face by the kangaroo’s nasty claws. Retreat, but do not turn your back and run. A kangaroo can easily chase you down, kicking as it hops.
Special instructions apply if the attacking kangaroo is a male displaying dominance behavior, such as rearing up high on its hind legs, arching its back, repeatedly tensing its muscles, pulling up clumps of grass, rubbing its chest on the ground, or shadow boxing. That means the animal considers you a threat to his territory or female brood.
Act submissive 
: Crouch down, avoid eye contact, and back away. Swallow your pride and let out a short, low cough or grunt—that’s how kangaroos admit inferiority to a more powerful male.
Females are smaller and somewhat less formidable than males, but attacks by female kangaroos have also caused grievous human injury.
If the animal insists on a fight, your best move is to curl up into a ball and wait for help. Kangaroos are vegetarians, so they typically attack humans only if they feel threatened or are convinced you’re withholding food from them. (The Australian government urges people not to feed kangaroos, but some of the animals have come to expect food from humans.)
You don’t stand much of a chance in a toe-to-toe standoff with a rampaging kangaroo, which can swipe at you with clawed hands or deliver powerful kicks to your abdomen while supporting itself on its tail. A kangaroo’s foot claws are sharp enough to slice open a human abdomen. 
Imagine walking in on one of these things fukking your girl
Then, I share that girl
Them roos were just trying to have a good time and this CAC just fukks it up.
I won't ever get tired of the coli
fukk Brazil, I'm going to Australia and eat brehs.
