Dude secretly switches his wife's feral cat with a well-behaved one

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It be like that sometimes

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even cats got tethers :mjlol:
 

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Only lets me pet when it wants me to. I'm not bonded with her so I can't pet her whenever like my girl can.
Why would you try to pet an animal that doesn't want you to pet it :skip:? That's the shyt white people do and wind up in the belly of an alligator.
 
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Why would you try to pet an animal that doesn't want you to pet it :skip:? That's the shyt white people do and wind up in the belly of an alligator.
The only way I know I shouldn't pet is when it tries to bite. If you don't really know cats you can't just tell by looking at it.
 

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The only way I know I shouldn't pet is when it tries to bite. If you don't really know cats you can't just tell by looking at it.
This is why (and this isn't directed at you) you can't come at cats like you would dogs. Dogs all have the same personality, cats don't. Set aside the toddler murder machines that are pit bulls, you can assume 90% of dogs will react the same way when you interact with them. You can't make that assumption with cats. I used to have a cat that would bite a little and give a little claw when you tried to pet it. The worst thing you could do in that situation is try to pull your hand away immediately. She wasn't in aggression mode, that was just her thing, and a second later she'd release and you could pet her. I've had other cats you could pet all day and they'd be chill. I've also had a cat that would avoid your hand if you tried to pet it, but would come pet itself with your hand if you'd leave it there for a second.

If that cat isn't actively trying to attack you when you try to pet it, I'd bet it is a similar case to the first cat I described.
 

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I thought that was the point of the story

The cat DID go..

You can't be a simp for your WIFE.

Simp only applies to randoms & main jawns, and side bish

Once you're married you're in it for life or death

Simpin is part of the contract
Fam... he switched the cat rather than being upfront and direct with his wife that the cat has to go.

he's afraid of his wife..

That's some weak simp shyt
 
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Fam... he switched the cat rather than being upfront and direct with his wife that the cat has to go.

he's afraid of his wife..

That's some weak simp shyt

Lol. Have you ever been married or lived with a woman for 2+ yrs ?


It's much easier to do what he did then deal with the female B.S. that comes with what you're saying

He switched it out and there's no arguments.. nothing to talk about and no one is mad

He does what you say and it's WW3 in his house for the foreseeable future
 

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I don't tolerate any pet in my house scratching, biting, even looking froggy. I would've fukked that cat up so bad...

.....it would've been necessary for her to replace it any way.




Any time our pets hear me raise my voice they just head for the door...expeditiously.
 

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but on the real tho I had a friend that bought a kitten in like '09 but his family didn't approve of it.
then one day, the kitten disappeared, gone!
he thought someone gave it away and was pissed
6 months later, he found the dead kitten in the basement still in it's cage :snoop:

I never went back to that house and I always get sick at his family :pacspit:

She they just locked the cat up to die in the basement :dwillhuh:
 
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