Dumbest Thing Someone has said to you?

[ciubaca]

I was watching a movie with this girl (it was an old black and white movie).
A guy in the movie says this to a woman "girl, you have the prettiest green eyes"
The girl i was watching the movie asks me "how does he know that her eyes are green "

 

[Quiet Magician]

That Goku could beat Superman.

 

[King Poetic]

1.. Obama was worst than bush

2... vote for trump , so America can be great again ( it was a black person who said that to me )

 

[Neuromancer]

That men and women are the same.

 

[Rocket Scientist]

I was watching a movie with this girl (it was an old black and white movie).
A guy in the movie says this to a woman "girl, you have the prettiest green eyes"
The girl i was watching the movie asks me "how does he know that her eyes are green "

 

[TransJenner]

Jesus was white

 

[flea]

I couldn't make this up. In 7th grade my boy Ned who's also Dominican was telling me how he saw his cousin's dikk fall off from under his shorts and roll on the ground. Like just random as fukk. No STD to tie it back to or a DIY home improvement circular saw accident. Just a dude's penis falling smooth off his body. I didn't even respond with a fake I gave him a stern . Dude was just telling me a fake ass story for the fukk of it. I still think about that shyt and how stupid it was. Dude was telling me this shyt like I was supposed to be all

 

[BrothaZay]

Brotha Zay said working in fast food is more dangerous than being in the military

it is in the hood idiot

 

[4North1Side2]

Yesterday I kicked this guy off the property of my job. After being called a combination of a lame, bytch, p*ssy, fakkit, fukk nikka a hundred times to me. His final insult was "I hope your fukking satisfied with your fukking lame ass $40,000 a hour job, fukk nikka"

The police who were helping me out laughed hard as fukk asking were we hiring.

 

[ThaBronxBully]

I was watching a movie with this girl (it was an old black and white movie).
A guy in the movie says this to a woman "girl, you have the prettiest green eyes"
The girl i was watching the movie asks me "how does he know that her eyes are green "

This Is Taking The Cake So Far lol

 

[Farrinto]

Not necessarily dumb but worthy. I was at a friends house who had a gathering and he introduced me to a couple who appeared normal later on he told me that the husband was gay and the wife was a lesbian I don't even know how the fukk that would even work.

 

[snoopy98_prtlnd]

Chick who went to Norfolk St. Asked me what is a HBCU?

 

[Bless't]

in 8th grade these two cacs asked me what a hairline was.

cacs gonna cac

8th grade.



fukk outta here.

 

[Tunez]

2+2=6

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

it is in the hood idiot

lol ok breh