Dumbest Thing Someone has said to you?

[Poetical Poltergeist]

True story:

Chick I dated was an air head but she would act like she was smart because she had a degree from some community college. Anyway we were at this lake and walking along the path when a man and his dog came walking towards us, the dog had no leash. The dog started to run towards us and his owner yelled at him in Spanish to stop, I would guess, so the dog stops and runs back to him..., she looks at me with this shocked look and says, " I didn't know dogs knew spanish."

I was like

 

[TransJenner]

Yesterday I kicked this guy off the property of my job. After being called a combination of a lame, bytch, p*ssy, fakkit, fukk nikka a hundred times to me. His final insult was "I hope your fukking satisfied with your fukking lame ass $40,000 a hour job, fukk nikka"

The police who were helping me out laughed hard as fukk asking were we hiring.

Someone did something similar lol

 

[TransJenner]

True story:

Chick I dated was an air head but she would act like she was smart because she had a degree from some community college. Anyway we were at this lake and walking along the path when a man and his dog came walking towards us, the dog had no leash. The dog started to run towards us and his owner yelled at him in Spanish to stop, I would guess, so the dog stops and runs back to him..., she looks at me with this shocked look and says, " I didn't know dogs knew spanish."

I was like

WHAT THE fukk