Guarantee he gets Maliah Michel pregnant before training camp
Dwight on why he chose Houston:
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Guarantee he gets Maliah Michel pregnant before training camp
strip clubs and big booty hoes
more kids on the way for c00n howard
more kids on the way for c00n howard
Mr. Freeze
Rookie
Howard has no media skills whatsoever! He doesn't think before he speaks at all 
The thickness of Houston women 
I mean you have to stay down there for a weekend to really understand.
I mean you have to stay down there for a weekend to really understand.
Amare's Right Hook
Southeast World Champion
Houston = Goldie
Lakers = Pretty Tony
The bytch chose him. You know the game.
Lakers = Pretty Tony
The bytch chose him. You know the game.
That H Town network....LA is cool, but sometimes the bread ain't thick enough
You gotta get that Texas Toast
Somebody needs to make a gif of James Harden face
He on that 
yeaaaaaaaaaaah buddy
Ronnie Lott
#49erGang
Who is this nyggaz PR person or PR people? Does he even have a spokesperson or damage control rep? 
Does he even have a spokesperson or damage control rep? 
Fixed. You know the nikka ain't gon' be able to wait that long before having another baby
Good for Dwight. Wasn't gonna work out in LA. That situation was looking nothing but ugly for him. Houston is indeed a fresh start, and I think that team is going to make a lot of noise.
“I chose to go to Houston. I wasn’t traded. I was just like I had an opportunity to do something for myself and it wasn’t anybody’s else’s choice. It wasn’t a friend or fans or based off anybody but myself. In Orlando, I wanted to do everything for everybody else and I wasn’t happy inside with what I did. I just wanted to see everybody else happy. This time, I wanted to make myself happy and get back to being who I am, being Dwight, having fun and being happy.
“I’m just looking forward to this opportunity. It’s a clean slate for me. It’s a fresh start. It’s like I get a second chance at this. I’m looking forward to coming to Houston and making a big impact throughout the city. I love dealing with people. I love having fun. I’m looking forward to meshing with the city, getting out there. I know I’ve gotten a bad rep for a lot of things. I would say 95 percent of that stuff is false. I want to show people who Dwight Howard really is. I genuinely love being around people and giving people joy. I look forward to giving people a lot of joy, a lot of smiles and a lot of wins.”
Fright Coward aka Smiley Cyrus
Is the bolded not him contradicting himself?
Does Houston have the finest black women on earth?
It's probably up there. And after the hurricane they only got finer.
But DC, ATL have to be knocked off.
nikka came into our city and his eyes lit up when he saw these thick fine women
He should've just said that, instead of interpreting business cards as a sign from the heavans.If he wanted to be a star, he should've kept his ass in L.A. tho. Football rules the day down here playboi
. nikka gonna be trying to get in the club talking about "I'm on J.J. and Arian's list.... let me in 
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