Easiest Job You Ever Had

[Yade]

right now I work for Amazon but out of the whole warehouse they have me outside doing traffic control and I literally just sit on a chair


Making $15 a hour doing literally nothing

Didn’t have to work in the warehouses during peak

 

[Jasonmask]

Being a doorman. Sitting around getting bribed and checking ids for 15/hr this 5 years ago too

 

[ShackZilla89]

Document processor, made 20hr just sorting organizing and scanning documents. I would listen to music while working, it was pretty fun while it lasted.

 

[Yade]

Being a doorman. Sitting around getting bribed and checking ids for 15/hr this 5 years ago too

The drunk people money

 

[Max.]

Kinda hard to pick bcuz

I usually take breaks every hour at my jobs

fukk breaking ya back for these cacs

 

[BaggerofTea]

Cybersecurity analyst.

Fun + pays well = easy

 

[Orange cream shake]

The job I have now all I do is copy and paste print and sign documents.

 

[Jasonmask]

The drunk people money

Hawg pulled up talking bout can I get in told that bih he @ capacity she was still tryna talk her way in then got to the ground and said I dropped something I saw a dub, took it and she got in

 

[semicko82]

Security guard

 

[Obreh Winfrey]

Desk assistant in college. 10 bucks an hour, 4 hours (at best) a day, 2 days a week. Only rough patch was some PAWG getting upset because we didn't have the bih packages. My boss (also a PAWG) said fukk dat bih . I said

She got over it a few weeks later and I watched YouTube the rest of the year

 

[Address_Unknown]

As silly as it may sound, I used to get paid to walk around with a tape recorder and meet people to either take or play messages for,

all commissioned by this eccentric arthouse reject who's disposable income fit the tab for it.

 

[MikeyK]

Worked at a movie theater as a projectionist when they switched over to digital film. Managers didn't trust the software to run it cuz it was new so I just sat in the booth and watched movies in case something happened.

If the movie stopped for whatever reason I'd just press play. If that didn't work they'd have to call the techs at the company that built the software.

 

[JoseLuisGotcha]

hmmm

probably being a bellman at the marriott downtown its connected to the convention center so everything flowed through the hotel. This was before Uber so we had a church type van and two cadilacs at our disposal so there were all types of ways to make money

Helping folks with their bags =tip
storing bags = tip
driving folks around = tip
Picking people up = tip
getting escorts for guests = tip
referring guests to strip club (limo pics them up =$20 from strip club....we also had vouchers with our names valued at $5 each so at the end of the month we'd go to the strip club and collect our total vouchers erned)

on top of that we got paid weekly by check and full benefits....it was my favorite job....plus you work at your own pace if you want to just sit around and bullshyt you can do that too..... . hours were 3-11 so i got to sleep in and when i got out i still had time to go out as they had lockerrooms with showers ....i made so much fukking bank also the perks...they are stict now but back then every other marriott had to accept the employee discount i was staying at the marquis in time square and rennaisance in time square for like $40-60 a night ......i was smashing hoes in high end hotels this was prime myspace days so i was eating good ....ahhhh good times

 

[GodinDaFlesh]

Shelving books at the library, if only I could get paid 6 figures for that

 

[ThaRealness]

Im hosting a nice restaurant. 20$ an hour and it aint shyt but taking coats and seating customers