Easiest Job You Ever Had

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I had two. Neither of them were worth shyt, but I was in college and needed the money. One was in the school’s art gallery. I literally just sat at a desk for five hours not doing shyt. The other was a mall Easter bunny.
 

MR. SNIFLES

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ASSET MANAGEMENT AT GM. ALL I DID WAS SET UP COMPUTERS FOR NEW EMPLOYEES AND RETRIEVE THEM WHEN PEOPLE LEFT. I SPENT THE REST OF THE TIME CRUISING THE CAMPUS AND LOOKING AT CLAY MODELS OF NEW CARS.
 

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Weight room attendant at the YMCA back in high school.

All I did was walk around the floor, clean the weights, and sit at the desk all day. Every once in awhile I’d get some swole dude needing a spotter. I’d let them know I’m a skinny guy, and I could only help so much :ufdup:

Made $8 an hour doing that.
 

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I had two. Neither of them were worth shyt, but I was in college and needed the money. One was in the school’s art gallery. I literally just sat at a desk for five hours not doing shyt. The other was a mall Easter bunny.
Sounds like easy money :dame:
 

Cloutius Maximus

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after school counselor at a K-8 private school for 3 years. nikkas was gettin paid to watch Up and play Dodgeball. :wow: I made a capture the flag/dodgeball hybrid that was so lit ! Once I showed up so smacked to play kickball even the teachers were like :gucci::beli:. One of the janitors was a 6 ft tall Mexican dude I told him straight up "damn you the tallest Mexican I ever seen!" :gladbron:

Headmaster was a British nikka that came to America because he loved Motown so much. :mjlol: Prolly why my black ass got hired in the first place. I was the only black man working there besides the P.E. teacher, ol salmander lookin ass c00n ass nikka that coached the girls volleyball team. :sitdown:

so much fukkery...
 
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ASSET MANAGEMENT AT GM. ALL I DID WAS SET UP COMPUTERS FOR NEW EMPLOYEES AND RETRIEVE THEM WHEN PEOPLE LEFT. I SPENT THE REST OF THE TIME CRUISING THE CAMPUS AND LOOKING AT CLAY MODELS OF NEW CARS.
Dope, how did you get a job like that?
 

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Concierge, weekend shift in an office building. Too easy. Got fired for reading on the job.
 

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Bartending.

Product sells itself
Endless customers
Great tips daily!
Women galore!
Free drinks
Free food
Free p*ssy
Endless fukkery
Lots of Ratchet Respect for being the happy-time man
 
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