Wait, if everyone is sleep during 3-5am, why not go to the restroom then?Or at least use the trash bag at 3-5 then dispose of the contents immediately in the toilet and toss the bag in the garbage?
I cant shyt in public bathrooms they gross me out
Embarrassing story time :[
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I cant shyt in public bathrooms they gross me out
Vagina Thief
Your mother has nuts
Kinda reminds me of my shytty situation a few months ago...
SituationStarter
Pro
your parents sent you to summer camp at the age of 21-22?? at what age did you graduate highschool? got any learning disabilities you forgot to tell us about? at 21-22 years old people are calling your parents to discuss your behavior?
something aint right here.
newworldafro
DeeperThanRapBiggerThanHH
U a nasty mothafukka ughhh
u squatin in da trash bag?
Hey wait......don't Shiit on Squatting.....apparently that's way our ancestors (all humans) did it and apparently is still the optimal way for our health....
Somebody up that video where the black dude is talking about the "proper" way to have your feet when you have a bowel movement......
As far as OP story though ........
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blockburna420
Consecutive thumbs up
Hey wait......don't Shiit on Squatting.....apparently that's way our ancestors (all humans) did it and apparently is still the optimal way for our health....
Somebody up that video where the black dude is talking about the "proper" way to have your feet when you have a bowel movement......
As far as OP story though ........
shytting on squatting nahhh i understand it gives the doo doo a clean break from the a$$hole ... 
shytting in a trash bag tho
well heres mine.When I played machine pitch baseball, we had a practicebearly am.
My belly is all ,essed up, so as we are running warmups i felt it coming.
I run to the restroom !!!!!
the fukker was locked
Thwn it all came down my leg
My belly is all ,essed up, so as we are running warmups i felt it coming.I run to the restroom !!!!!
the fukker was locked
Thwn it all came down my leg
dabestkeptsecret
Superstar
I hope that shyt is 
The worst thing that happened to me I was sitting at this bus stop during my college years and this tough chick sat next to me. And I see her looking at me a couple of times so I ask her what's good
She hits me back with the
u know there's a bug on your leg
I look down and it's the biggest fukking roach/ mutant I've ever seen and I jump up like a bytch and swat frantically at that shyt. It finally flies away and that chick is dying laughing.
Couldn't say shyt to her after that
The worst thing that happened to me I was sitting at this bus stop during my college years and this tough chick sat next to me. And I see her looking at me a couple of times so I ask her what's good
She hits me back with the
u know there's a bug on your legI look down and it's the biggest fukking roach/ mutant I've ever seen and I jump up like a bytch and swat frantically at that shyt. It finally flies away and that chick is dying laughing.
Couldn't say shyt to her after that
It was a hockey summer camp not a retard camp and I was younger then 21, dint realize it was so many years ago
I hope that shyt is
Its really not I still cANNOT shyt in public bathroom I shyt myself instead to this day instead
gangreen
Top Notch
wtf 
AgentSofia
Rookie
wow. Thats all i can say. Just dont make sense but is funny as hell. Sounds like something that would happen in an American Pie movie or something
I bust my shyt and the seams of my jeans burst open in front of my freshmen yr college crush 
I never recovered from that
I never recovered from that