Employment NOPES: Top 3 Jobs You’d Never Work

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1.) Pest control/Insect NOPE

2.) Weather Chaser

3.) Politics-Have a good friend that ran for a local superintendent gig that got death threats a few years ago. Just a LOCAL school district. Not FBI gig. Not mayor or governor.

Somebody was that pressed over something as minor as a superintendent gig. Da fukk.

Nope!

 

[I'm Blackman]

1. "Street "Rapper in 2023

2. security job----yall can steal all this shyt...not dying over pringles.

3. Teacher (my wife teaches and loves it....me im going to jail)

 

[Canada Goose]

Don't know the job title, but the people who do work on broadcast antennas

 

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1. "Street "Rapper in 2023

2. security job----yall can steal all this shyt...not dying over pringles.

3. Teacher (my wife teaches and loves it....me im going to jail)

Hell nah! Helllll to da no no!
And I used to be a k-12 teacher too.

N O P E!

 

[CopiousX]

Coal miner (cancer)



Firefighter (also cancer)



US marine. (I'm allergic to eating crayons )

 

[Arcavian]

Any job where I have to actually work... fukk that

 

[Jean Jacket]

1. Forensic pathologist. - can't disect babies and do autopsies. Especially sexually abused.

2. Police officer. - self explanatory.

3. ER doctor. - self explanatory.

 

[Jean Jacket]

Coal miner (cancer)



Firefighter (also cancer)



US marine. (I'm allergic to eating crayons )

How would you know if you're allergic if you haven't eaten some?

 

[humminbird]

sales, did it once and never doing it again. no disrespect to those that do it just not for me.
assistant to a celeb, executive, or rich person. I'd never get the chance but I can't see myself ever doing a lackey job for someone else.
news anchor

 

[Sleepy Floyd]

Pest control, I'm still traumatized over my last bedbug saga


Fast food, they make little to no money while dealing with disrespectful managers and rude customers.

Picking fruit. Mexicans be proud to do that slave shyt for chump change.

 

[Adeptus Astartes]

Any kind of commission based sales.

Junk hauler. Some dudes cleaned out my side yard and had some stomach churning pictures of hoards they had to clean.

Any kind of short order foodservice. shytty bosses, shyttier customers, no one respects you.

 

[Jean Jacket]

Pest control, I'm still traumatized over my last bedbug saga


Fast food, they make little to no money while dealing with disrespectful managers and rude customers.

Picking fruit. Mexicans be proud to do that slave shyt for chump change.

I would pick fruit. Seems relaxing with the right equipment.

 

[Pool_Shark]

Anything to do with heights. Would never eat my lunch on top of a skyscraper.

Exterminator. My ex wife used to go to war with the rats, when they jumped at me I couldn't help but spring like the season.

Whatever police or government agency is in charge of busting pedos. The fact I don't take the law into my own hands immediately would eat at me forever

 

[Pool_Shark]

Pest control, I'm still traumatized over my last bedbug saga


Fast food, they make little to no money while dealing with disrespectful managers and rude customers.

Picking fruit. Mexicans be proud to do that slave shyt for chump change.

People pay to pick fruit.

 

[NinoBrown]

- Septic tank truck driver
- Police
- Cable Guy