Erectile Dysfunction Unappreciation Thread

bogey_j

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been waiting to fukk this chick for months and finally got the call: "come over" :shaq:

got there all excited like :whoo:"bout to handle this"

don't know if it was performance anxiety or what but no matter how hard I tried (no pun intended) my solider was only half-saluting the entire time :francis:

trying to fukk a chick with a floppy dikk ain't what's hot in the streets....literally left her place with my head down like :wow:

went home, looked myself in the mirror like :scust:


there are few things worse for a man than being excited to fukk and experiencing erectile dysfunction :mjcry:its literally the WOAT

I need to stop watching porn :wow:
 
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Loooool damn nikkas guns can't rise. Here's what you need to do
Stop jerking
Definitely do cardio
Eat blueberries, celery, and banana
You don't have to eat all 3 but put any into your diet and you'll see a difference. Never had ED before but those foods are good for blood flow.
 

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Stop jacking off.
Drink more water.
Do some cardio.

Do this for a week, then go back and redeem yourself young man.
Being in your 20's with this problem is an embarrassment to your bloodline. :smh:

Also a huge thing is If you watching porn cut it out, if you have to jack off do with without pornographic material, more than likely you won't even bother to start.:mjlol:
 
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