been waiting to fukk this chick for months and finally got the call: "come over" 
got there all excited like
"bout to handle this"
don't know if it was performance anxiety or what but no matter how hard I tried (no pun intended) my solider was only half-saluting the entire time
trying to fukk a chick with a floppy dikk ain't what's hot in the streets....literally left her place with my head down like
went home, looked myself in the mirror like
there are few things worse for a man than being excited to fukk and experiencing erectile dysfunction
its literally the WOAT
I need to stop watching porn

got there all excited like
"bout to handle this" don't know if it was performance anxiety or what but no matter how hard I tried (no pun intended) my solider was only half-saluting the entire time

trying to fukk a chick with a floppy dikk ain't what's hot in the streets....literally left her place with my head down like

went home, looked myself in the mirror like

there are few things worse for a man than being excited to fukk and experiencing erectile dysfunction
its literally the WOATI need to stop watching porn

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can't relate

