ESPN Radio personality Ryen Russilo arrested

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Here's what I would do if I where him.

The second I make bail is the second I'm going into rehab, don't answer phone go straight to rehab let your agency handle everything.

By going straight to rehab it'll be tough for ESPN to fire him because "he has a problem" and ESPN has not looked good in the light recently pr wise it'll look bad they fired a cac who "has a problem and was accepting respectability and addressing it".

Cacs love redemption stories and taking advantage from the fukk ups of their own doing to save their ass,it's cac privilege.
 

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I can't put a link to Faux News but this is a quote from the article:

Officers found the defendant, later identified as Ryen August Russillo, lying on the bed in the south bedroom naked except for his pants around his ankles,” a probable cause affidavit obtained by the Jackson Hole News & Guide states.

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I can't put a link to Faux News but this is a quote from the article:

Officers found the defendant, later identified as Ryen August Russillo, lying on the bed in the south bedroom naked except for his pants around his ankles,” a probable cause affidavit obtained by the Jackson Hole News & Guide states.

:merchant: :merchant: :merchant:
Yea I posted that report on boxden sounds like he might have been :picard:
 

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Here's what I would do if I where him.

The second I make bail is the second I'm going into rehab, don't answer phone go straight to rehab let your agency handle everything.

By going straight to rehab it'll be tough for ESPN to fire him because "he has a problem" and ESPN has not looked good in the light recently pr wise it'll look bad they fired a cac who "has a problem and was accepting respectability and addressing it".

Cacs love redemption stories and taking advantage from the fukk ups of their own doing to save their ass,it's cac privilege.

They clipped the sharks dog ass even though he had a "drinking problem" what make you think ESPN won't clip his ass

Goofy ass
 

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Wyoming tho, breh?

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I can't put a link to Faux News but this is a quote from the article:

Officers found the defendant, later identified as Ryen August Russillo, lying on the bed in the south bedroom naked except for his pants around his ankles,” a probable cause affidavit obtained by the Jackson Hole News & Guide states.

:merchant: :merchant: :merchant:
I'm confused, where are the other compounding charges.

This sounds like
  • Tresspass
  • Sexual misconduct
  • Breaking and entering
  • Larceny (stealing a night at an air bnb)
  • Burglary
  • Lewd conduct
I usually hear about many other charges in cases like this :jbhmm:
 

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Hey @El Poyo Loco

By all means please elaborate as to how this can remotely be spun into a redemptive story

Oh don't answer the phone go to rehab, my God you must be a lawyer, or a pr genius, with such tactics

Meanwhile espn just clipped how many personalities, like it was nothing, so you think they would not clip his dumb ass because the russillo show is such a block buster ratings defying show

Man you are so moist, it's ok to dis-agree, have a fukking point, nikka all in his feelings and this is pure opinion not fact as to what is going to happen next
 

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What he'll do is come back on radio, apologize...then proceed to tell the story in drunk frat boy fashion while pretending like he's ashamed.
 
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