Ether Day 2014

Billy Ocean

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Shti is damn near 9am and this is all we've got? :mjcry:

I know y'all nikkaz ain't takin' Hov's homie's advice and finishing ur breakfast b4 y'all start hatin:mjcry:

C'mon, Coli :mjcry: Y'all are better than this:scust:

Now I gotta go HAMel on Camel instead:

COMPREHENSIVE LIST OF HOV'S L's Post Ether Day 2013:



Claim to be a pimp & be with a bytch for over a decade yet still manage to be so socially fukking awkward around her you transform into a swagless fukk boy with a severe case of Hover Hands while tryna palm her booty, brehs:russ:


Get reverse Ike Turner'd by a matchstick thin, Z-list celebrity while your "loving wife" stands by and doesn't do shyt, brehs :lolbron:


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Be worth half a billion & so p*ssy whipped u get pulled off the set of a '97 Bad Boy music video & dragged 2 a shytty ass museum by your wife, brehs :deadrose:



Try to get kinky with your wife onstage and set the foundation for some after party p*ssy & be rejected in front of thousands, brehs :mjlol:




Be emasculated on live TV in front of millions cuz your wife hates u so much she lusts over a superior physical specimen in front of your face w/ zero fukks given, brehs :skip:



Get Ether'd by an anonymous, deodorant resistant, foreign CAC who prolly smells like cigarettes, week old flop sweat & baguettes, brehs :pachaha:





Go from shooting your brother 4 fukking witchu & stabbing nikkaz for bootleggin yo shyt 2 crying cuz your wife's performing, brehs :huhldup:



Release arguably your worst feature verse ever & get Renegaded by a nikka who whispers @ 100 decibels & has essentially spit the same 3 verses his entire career, brehs :dead:



Bonus Cut:



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#13YearsofEther

I remember being on the internet looking at all the buzz surrounding the whole :nasplease: :huhldup: beef. I can't remember the site for the life of me, but then I hear Nas dropped a diss track that day. My older sister was next to me and she told me to click on the lank to the stream of Ether. This was in 2001, so we still had that struggle dial-up, so the quality wasn't even good. But both of us were like :gladbron:. She went and bought Stillmatic and let me get a copy, it was a wrap. :ahh:
 
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