Shti is damn near 9am and this is all we've got?
I know y'all nikkaz ain't takin' Hov's homie's advice and finishing ur breakfast b4 y'all start hatin
C'mon, Coli

Y'all are better than this
Now I gotta go HAMel on Camel instead:
COMPREHENSIVE LIST OF HOV'S L's Post Ether Day 2013:
Claim to be a pimp & be with a bytch for over a decade yet still manage to be so socially fukking awkward around her you transform into a swagless fukk boy with a severe case of Hover Hands while tryna palm her booty, brehs
Get reverse Ike Turner'd by a matchstick thin, Z-list celebrity while your "loving wife" stands by and doesn't do shyt, brehs
Be worth half a billion & so p*ssy whipped u get pulled off the set of a '97 Bad Boy music video & dragged 2 a shytty ass museum by your wife, brehs
Try to get kinky with your wife onstage and set the foundation for some after party p*ssy & be rejected in front of thousands, brehs
Be emasculated on live TV in front of millions cuz your wife hates u so much she lusts over a superior physical specimen in front of your face w/ zero fukks given, brehs
Get Ether'd by an anonymous, deodorant resistant, foreign CAC who prolly smells like cigarettes, week old flop sweat & baguettes, brehs
Go from shooting your brother 4 fukking witchu & stabbing nikkaz for bootleggin yo shyt 2 crying cuz your wife's performing, brehs
Release arguably your worst feature verse ever & get Renegaded by a nikka who whispers @ 100 decibels & has essentially spit the same 3 verses his entire career, brehs
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