Events that would break The Coli servers

[the elastic]

Reparations getting approved

Cowboys winning the Super Bowl

Knicks making it to the Finals

Luken returning to The Coli with an actual Lambo of his own

Trump getting exposed for having a Coli account

 

[2stainz]

Luken returning to The Coli with an actual Lambo of his own

he already has 12 of those

 

[The Half-Blood FKA Prince]

Tariq's coli account is exposed and it turned out he was that dikk pic cat fish breh whose name is censored all along

 

[FreshFromATL]

Hawks or Falcons winning the ship. You nikkas would never hear the end of it

 

[Canada Goose]

Speaking of this, I wonder what the reaction was on sohh when brehs heard that camel line on Already Home on BP3



"These nikkas is mad/they call me a camel/what the fukk I'm an animal/half man half mammal"


I just know there had to be some brehs that think that line was directed at sohh posters.

 

[YakSpiller]

Luken returning to The Coli with an actual Lambo of his own

 

[Sauce Dab]

Cowboys being in the Super Bowl and Nas being the halftime performer

or Tupac actually being alive

 

[Canada Goose]

A sextape leak of Dame Dash with a tranny or another man

 

[Cakebatter]

Ciara gets caught cheating with Future.

 

[MikelArteta]

Me getting married stay tuned brehs

 

[UberEatsDriver]

Onlyfans getting shut down permanently

 

[2stainz]

2stainz finally smashing at the tender age of 40

 

[Remote]

From a realistic perspective?
Probably war with China or Russia.

There would be nuclear concerns that would have the world on edge even more than the Cuban Missile Crisis.

Or if Trump defected to another country to evade prison. That would have the servers overloaded.

From a fantasy perspective?
Tupac or Kobe somehow still being alive.

 

[Buddy]

Nap finally getting fed up

 

[Iverson_64]

-Taylor Swift dating a Black man

-Andre 3000 announcing the release date for his 1st album

-Bianca Censori getting caught having a threesome with Drake and Pete Davidson

-A Verzuz Battle between Diddy and Dre

-Boosie having an Isaiah Rashad type sex tape leaking

-Trump claiming that he'll push for reparations for Black Americans in the next Presidential debate

-50 Cent bringing out Ja Rule to perform in the Final Lap tour

-Lebron retiring from the NBA for good

-DJ Vlad interviewing Nas